Cody's a slut

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This was og gonna be a easter special but I changed my mind

Cody: I think I have rabies :(

Gatekeeper: L

Cody: oh nevermind I just have gonorrhea
Cody: sigh

Gatekeeper: WOAH WHAT

Cody: uhh...

Cody left the group

Gatekeeper: ...

Heather: who fucked Cody.

Izzy: Oops

Justin: Nah that was me

Izzy: nuh uh

Harold: it was clearly me
Harold: Gosh!!

Trent: It was clearly me !!

Duncan: No? I did

Geoff: No dudes
Geoff: I did

Sierra: WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING MY CODYKINS?!?!?!
Sierra: ONLY I CAN FUCK HIM AND HE CAN ONLY FUCK ME!

Izzy: Excuse you?
Izzy: He's actually my Codykins !!

Justin: fuck you Izzy
Justin: that's my man

Izzy: NO
Izzy: KILL YOURSELF
Izzyv YOU'RE A LIAR >:(
Izzy: I HATE LIARS SKEDUJEGDIWHRJWSKJDIEOWSJJLWLSLWJUSTINSUCKSPENISJSKSE8DUWJEJWKWIDHWKE9D8WJSJSIEJEKSJSBSBHSEH7E8EU2E3UZHSMSJ

Trent: Nah
Trent: Cody's mine

Bridgette: Actually you're all liars
Bridgette: Cody's CLEARLY mine

Gatekeeper: Actually... it was me...

Heather: it clearly wasn't you
Heather: we all know you wouldn't do that to Emma or wtv her name is

Gatekeeper: ok.. I lied :(
Gatekeeper: I fucked her though (well I didn't but wish I did)
Gatekeeper deleted a message
Gatekeeper: I'd never do that to her

Heagrher: I saw that

Gatekeeper saw what?

Noah: Why the fuck is everyone saying they fucked Cody?..

Justin: Cause it's true
Justin: Well.. I'm telling the truth

Izzy: NUH UH
Izzy: I DID

Trent: it was me man
Trent: you're talking crazy shit rn

Heather: ig Cody really is a slut
Heather: well
Heather: cumslut says Lindsay

Gatekeeper: real tbh

Lindsay: guys!!
Lindsay: tomrow is easter!
(Yes, tomorrow was spelt wrong on purpose)

Gatekeeper: I kinda forgot Easter existed

Heather: imagine
Heather: Couldn't be me

Gatekeeper: 🖕

Heather: 😒

Izzy: I think Noah and Alejandro are having rough gay sex rn 😱😨😣😳

Gatekeeper: I wish that was me and Emma 💔💔
Gatekeeper: I'm horny :(

Izzy: real
Izzy: 💔💔

Gatekeeper: sighs

Izzy: soo
Izzy: ig it's just us now?

Gatekeeper: yh

Izzy: Did you buy Emma anything for easter?

Gatekeeper: Yh
Gatekeeper: I'm really spoiling her tbh

Izzy: realzies
Izzy: I spoiled team escope + Owen

Gatekeeper: ooh

Izzy: I also bought Cody a few things 😈

Gatekeeper: what did you buy...

Izzy: Wait did he leave this group?

Gatekeeper: yh

Izzy: I bought Cody condoms and I printed out Trents nudes <3

Gatekeeper: oh.

Izzy: he'll probably jerk off to it
Izzy: js like bbg #2 does to pics of Alejandro <3

Gatekeeper: oh.
Gatekeeper: that's uhh
Gatekeeper: great !!
Gatekeeper: I kinda forgot Noah did that before

Izzy: ISTG
Izzy: IM BOUTTA CRAP IN MY HAND AND START CLAPPING.

Gatekeeper: oh!
Gatekeeper: why...?

Izzy: ODDIEHOEFUSJEUDJWIWIRHSIERYIWWOWKSKDNEJWUSIWOEURHEUWIWOWUEIEBDJSICUMDJEDJSKSIDHSOWCODYSLURPSTRENTSCUMDJDKJSDIEKDHWOEHSJWK

Gatekeeper: I see those words..

Izzy: nuh uh
Izzy: anyway
Izzy: Sorry! Got a lil mad 🥺

Gatekeeper: I can see that

Izzy: anywayyyyyy

Gatekeeper: my ass hurts

Izzy: Oops
Izzy: Did I go too hard last night? 🥺

Gatekeeper: yes 🥺

Izzy: Sorry bbg 🥺

Noah: ykw
Noah: my life is shit
Noah: starting an only fans
Noah left the group

Izzy added Noah back to insert really cute and hot and handsome group name that I forgot !!

Izzy: WOAH THERE BUDDY
Izzy: NUH UH UH
Izzy: Noah.
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: @Noah
Izzy: sigh

Gatekeeper: Jesus who hurt him

Izzy: Sighs
Izzy: I'm gonna post him and Alejandro having sex on xvideos :/

Gatekeeper: woah

Izzy: Who wanna watch SpongeBob boner pants on pornhub ?!

Duncan: me tbh

Izzy: Bet !!
Izzy: Come (cum) over!!

Duncan: aight


I don't feel like writing anymore

(Probably making another chapter soon)

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