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Duncan: have you ever thought about like what boob milk tastes like

Cumslut: yh
Cumslut: I've had it before once

Duncan: Well I had it too I js don't remember
Duncan: it was probably pretty good cause I was like drinkin that shit up everyday

Cumslut: I'm sure it's lit

Courtney: You two are so disgusting and immature.

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Izzy: I heard if you get a real Christmas tree it gets covered in spiders

Cumslut: and cum

Izzy: wowie

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Duncan: I hate when someone has a huge ugly memorial tattoo
Duncan: like there's nothing badass about your dead grandma 😒

Cumslut: especially when they're on like a girls boobs

Duncan: fr
Duncan: like how am I supposed to cum on your dead grandma

Cumslut: Literally (I like men)





Is pretty much everything in this from Jake and Johnnie? Yes.


Anyway









Ack

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