Shimmer: *chokes on something* 

Blueberry seed : Jeez, Shimmer, don't die on us. 

Shimmer: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want?






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Shimmer: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here. 

Shimmer: And if you don't well then fuck you. 

Shimmer: I'm looking at you, Silver swan, you jealous mop.




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Mint blossom : I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.



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Blueberry seed : Look guys, I need help. 

Mint blossom : Love help? 

Mello jello: Financial help? 

Shimmer: Emotional help? 

Red frost : Help moving a body? 

*Everybody looks at Red frost * 

Red frost : What?

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