Paulblartmallcop Stories

This story is a Trump x Reader story. It's a very spicy meat-a-ball-a. Rawr XD. Here are some real reviews from Yelp: "ye-YEE this book made me yeehaw" ~Taylor...

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

- THEY WERE MACARONI NOODLES, INCOMPLETE WITHOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF CHEESE. [ voltron: legendary defender. ] [ hunk garrett. ] ...

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

Here is a collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes from the world of the movies! Adventure, romance, horror, and cheesy pick up lines ensue throughout! Get your p...