???: "*static*, tell me a story." ???: "There was once a pale man with dark hair who was very lonely." ???: "Why was it lonely?" ???: "All things must meet this man, so they shunned him." ???: "Did he chase them all?" ???: "He took an axe and split himself in two right down the middle." ???: "So he would always have a friend?" ???: "So he would always have a friend." A/N: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS BOOK, AND THEY ARE OWN BY THEIR RESPECTIVE COMPANIES AND OWNERS.