So I wrote this story a while ago when I was enamored by Robert Downey Jr., and although that's not really the case anymore, I still have this relatively lengthy, pretty trashy story that I feel should amount to something rather than disregarding it by leaving it untouched in my notes. I probably will never get around to completing the story (because I like weirder, older, new people), but hopefully it's slightly enjoyable regardless. Okay, no one is going to read this but bye.