"Don't I just have to fake it till I make it?" "Yes, don't you dare be naughty" "But dude's actually quite hot you know?" "He's a f*cking criminal ma'am, and you're just gonna let down your husband who works to punish the guilty?" "I see... he's guilty of making me slowly and slowly fall for his blue-grey eyes, tan skin, brown wavy mullet, plump pink lips-" "Serene, I'm your darn husband and I'm right here!"