A jaded, angsty lesbian has come into possession of a dilapidated farm that has been passed down through her family for generations, much the same way one might inherit a curse, or an ugly dresser no one actually wants but everyone pretends to love. But Hark loves it, and has been waiting a lifetime for it to finally fall into her eager hands. And as it turns out, Helhark Mountain has been waiting for her, too. Solving ancient ancestral mysteries, dodging overly-social townsfolk, and hacking down trees that grow much too fast for comfort, Hark cannot help but feel she is finally living a life that is her own. And between swearing like a sailor and threatening people with bloody hatchets, she might even just make time to let someone through her thick armor. If this story seems familiar, that's because it is. Based on the farm life sim games we know and love so much, Helhark Mountain will take you from a two-dimensional simulation and into a world of fantastical spirits, adorable creatures, tropey NPCs, and hilarious heroes who will startle and entertain you at every turn.