haal e dil

chapter 14

Walime prr
Maho
Ji
Apna gift nhi lena
Haan do
Yeh lo
,yeh kya h???
Gift h
Yeh kaisa gift h
Coffee maker h,,taake agli baar jb mai tmhe coffee bananay ka kahun toh tm 1 ghanta na lgao
Ap hi rakhein apna gift or khud hi coffee bna kr pee lena

Kya boring kaam h ,stage prr bethe raho😒😒😒 ,itne dair mai maine kisi gangster ya terrosist ko arrest kr lia hona tha( ahad kh rha hota h )
Tmhari sui larnay jhagarnay pr hi atki rhti h
Yeh larai jhagrra thori h ,,apne mulk ki hifazat ke liye krte h hmm
Ahaa ,,a gye patroit ,,tmhe toh wese hi baat baat pr gun utha nay ka shok h
Orr tmhe fail honay ka😎😎
Kyaaaa???.... Yeh kis ne kaha tm se 😓😓😧😧😨😰😰😰
Woh jb asjad saray such ugal rha tha toh uss ne yeh bhi btaya tha ke tm test mai cheating krne ke liye bachon ko bari heavy amount pay krti thi ,,phir bhi fail ,,,chh chhh ,,so sad
Jhoota kahin ka woh khud fail hota tha ,,balke usse toh mai paper solve krwati thi ,,usse phaansi se bhi buri saza milni chahye thi ,,,cheap ,,jhoota insaan 😤😤😤😤😠😡😠😡👿👿
Itna hyper matt ho madam poori duniya idhar hi dekh rhi h
Chalo sab aa jao family photo ke liye ( fahad khta h)
Say cheeze ....
😁😁😁😁

Ghar pohunch kr
Chalay ahad bhai abhi aap room mai nhi ja sakte
But whyy??
Pehle paise dain phir jaye
Kis cheez ke paise ??
Rasam ke
Mai nhi maanta yyeh fuzool rasamein
Dekhein ahad bhai paisay toh dene paray gay ,,
haan bhai mjhe bhii dayy ,,balke maho ko rhne dain ,mjhe hi day dain
Kisi ko 1 rupayy bhi nhi mile ga ....agar mjhe pata hota h ke shaadi kr key mai gareeb ho jaun ga toh mai kbhi shaadi hi na krta .....kasam se itni kharcha ho gya h mera
Toh bhai shaadi bhi toh ek baar krni hoti h na !!
Zaroori toh nhi ,,shayad dobara krne ka moqa bhi mil jaye
Abhi bhaabhi ko btata hun
Chalay bhai dain pese
Yeh lo 1000 rupay tmhare ,,or 5000 maho ke
Iss ko 5000 kyu ???
Tm dono baant lo paisay,,mjhe jaanay do
Suna maho ,,do mere paisay
Nhi yeh mere h tmhe ahad bhai ne diye toh h
Nhi nhi mere paisay do
Wo dono larnay lg jaatay h or ahad ke plan ke mutabiq ,,or woh room mai chala jaata h
Maya bed pe bethi hoti h
Tm ne change nhi kiya Abhi tk???
Kr lun gi ,,pehle mera gift do
Knsa gift????
Gift jo dulhan ko milta h ??
Lakhon gift milay h tmhe ,,room mai rakhne ki jaaga bhi nhi h ,,store room mai rakhwaye h le lo ja kr

Tum do gift !!!
Mai
Haan ji
Acha
Yeh lo
Yeh. kya h ??
Chocolates
Yeh koi gift hota h ??
Haan ,,jb hum wo word wali game khel rhe they Toh """gift """word pr tm ne ""chocolate ""bola tha
Chocolate toh khaanay ke baad khtam ho jaye gi koi aisa gift do jo mere paas rhe hamesha
Achaa,,,wesa gift chahye ,,ek minute deta hun
Yeh lo
Yeh toh gun h 😨😨😵😵
Haan yeh bohut expensive gun h ,tm isse hamesha apne paas rakh sakti ho.
Huhhhhh 😤😤😤😠😡😡....hatto yaha se ,,mjhe apna dress change krna h
Isse kya hua🤔🤔🤔

Uth gaye beta
Ji dadi
Ao betho dono
Sab log table prr bethe baatein kr rhe hotay h ,,or dadi khti h
Aj jb sab log yahan pr h toh mai ek baat krna chahti hoon sb se
Ji bataye ammi( ahad ke dad khte h)
Mai fahad ki shaadi maham se krwana chahti hoon
Kyaa kisi kko koi aitraaz h
Nhi ammi bohut acha faisla h
Or wahan fahad or maham jo pehle baray mazay se naasta kr rhe they abb mu khol ke dadi ko dekh rhe hote h 😦😦😦😧😨😨😨😳😳😵😵
Kyaa dadi
Meri shaadi maho se
Kyu beta tjhe maham pasand nhi h
Pasand toh h lekinn
Toh lekin kya,,pasand h toh baat pakki
Or maham beta tjhe mera faisla qubool h
Dadi woh mai ,,woh ,,mai ,,mjhe kuch kaam h mai aati hun
Aap befiqar ho jaye ammi meri beti ko koi. aitraaz nhi h ,,bss sharma gyi ( maham ki mama khti h)
Toh aglay mahinay ki 20 ko inn ka nikkah hoga
Bohut acha faisla h ammmi

Sab mehmaan apne ghar ja chukay hotay h

Wese ahad ,,,fahad ko maham sath kitne acche lgte h na ( maya khti h)
Pta nhi ,,maine kbhi note nhi kiya ,,...wo bed prr betha apna phone use krte hue bolta h
Tmhari ankhein mai fault h phirr ,,kyun ke mjhe toh wo dono cindrella or prince charming lgtay h 😍😍😍😍
Haan ttmhaara diimaag inhi baaton mai lga rhta h na issi liye tm fail hoti thi
Dekho ,,agar tm ne yeh baat dobara boli toh....😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Toh ,
Toh mai dadi ko bata doon gi ke tm ek criminologist ho
Theek h ,,bata dena
Abb tm jo marzi kr lo ,,mai tmhari gun se bhi nhi darti ,,mai toh kl table prr sab ke saamne btao gi tmhara such
Okk ,,i don,t have a problem with that
We will see

Subha breakkfast ki table prr
Dadi ,mom dad
Ji maya beta
Mjhe ap logon ko kuch batana tha.
Haan batao
Woh ap ko pata h key ahad ek criminologist h
Acha ,,theek h
Ap logon ko koi hairat nhi hui 😨😨😨😨😨😨😧😨😧
Nhi ,,hamay pehle hi bata dia tha iss ne
Whattt,??....kb
Bss beta chorr ....tu naashta kr
Maya ahad ki taraf dekhti hai jo usse ekk sarcastic smile paas krta h 😎

Room mai pohunch krr
Tum ne mjhe bataya kyu nhi
Kyaa??
Ke unn sab ko pata h ke tum. ...
Tumhe hi shok ho raha tha mai dadi ko bataun gi ,,mai mom dad ko bataun gi maine socha shok poora kr lo
Or tm yeh mjhe dekh kr smile matt kia kro ,,dil krta h koi cheez maaru tmharay mu prr
Okk ,,try kr lo
Dekho mjhe gussa matt charao warna 😤😤😤😤😤😬😬
Warna kyaa??!
Ye lo ....maya side table se paani ka glass utha kr uss ke muu pr maarti h
Or ahad apna mu saaf krte hue khta h
Mannerless...tmhari yeh aadat mjhe bohut buri lgti h
Or mjhe tmhari sarcastic smile paas krne wali aadat bohut buri lgti. h
Knockk...
Bhai mai hun fahad
Aa ja fadi
Bhai yeh kya hua ap ke mu prr.??
Bss kisi ke screw dheele h ,kya kr sakte h
Khair bhai jldi aa jaye ap dono bahir aj lunch meri taraf se h
Woh dono ek doosre ko gusse bharri nazaroon se dekh rhe hotay h😤😠😡😡😠👿👿

Bhaabhi ap agay bethe na bhai ke sath
Nhi mai peeche h theek hun
Jldi beth chotu
Acha bhai

Order kre .Dil khol kr ....lunch is on me
Haan chotu tera bhi toh kharcha krwau ......chicken jalepeno ,honeywings steaks ,drumsticks  ,white sauce pasta or choclate brownie
Bhaabhi ap ke liye
Steam chicken, stuffed buns ,strawberry smoothie
Order dene ke baad ahad ko kisi ka phone aata h
Hola (hello)
Beunnos dias (good morning )
Fahad maya se khta h
Bhaabhi yeh daisy ki call h pakka
Yeh kya baatein kr rhe h
Yeh spanish bol rhe h ,,taake ap ko in ki baatein samaj na aye ,  jbke daisy ko toh english bhi aati h
Tm translate kro kya boll rhe h
Okk
Bhai kh rhe
Ohh daisyy dear kitni dair ho gyi tmse mile hue
Hasta' la' vasta ( see you)
Haan tm fikarr matt kro mai milne aau ga,dont worry
Ciao ( bye)
Love u dear

Kya hua ....ghoor kyu rhi ho ( ahad khta h )
Kyu , mai ghoor bhi nhi sakti
Ghoor lo 🙄🙄
Tm issi se shaadi kr lete na
Kis se
Jis se abhi phone pr baat kr rhe the😡😡😠
Mai uss se shaadi kese kr sakta hun
Kyu ,kr lo mjhe koi problem nhi h 😤😤😤😤
Lekin mjhe h
Kyaa??
Woh ek larka h or mera friend edward h
Ohh toh daisy se baat nhi kr rhe they
Kon daisyyyy?!?😲😫😫
Bhaabhi sorry mene toh chota sa mazaaq kiya tha 😋😊😊🤣😃😂😂
Tmhe toh mei ghar ja kr dekhu gi😤😤😤