you were walking in the streets of hell wearing your suit, which you thought would be destroyed but all was good, you saw a bar and went inside looking looking for answers,
(bartender) so what do you want...
she was looking at... something the soldiers helmet before her sent shivers down her spine, the gun on you P90 on your back and the knife on your leg put the other demons near you on edge trying to figure out what was a soldier? like you doing in a bar, in HELL
(y/n) oh hi i was just wondering WHERE THE FUCK AM I
(bartender) eeeh dude your in hell cant you figure that out you dumb fuck
(random demon) yeah kid, why dont you just scram you. little. weakling
that word... weakling, this fucker just did the number 1 thing NOT to do in the universe... call you weak, after he said that you ran your knife through his head and ripped his body appart, laughing the small bloodbath you caused you took his wallet and sat down
(y/n) MAN you actually had some money on you, thank you weeery much... you weak little piece shit OK miss i have some guestions
you took of you helmet and the bartender's jaw just fell down while looking at you face just drooling, almost fainting
(bartender)holy moly... eh oh yes so y-you had something to ask, i can tell you anything FUCK ME oh sorry i did not not mean to say that.
(y/n) oh darling... i might if you tell me few things
(bartender)o-ok
(y/n) ok if im in hell how the hell am i supposed to get money, a job and a place to sleep
(bartender) well with that power you just killed that guy you could just start trying to get more power and become an overlord
(y/n) what the actual fuck is an overlord
(bartender) the most powerfull demons in hell that no one can kill
(y/n) say what now
(bartender) s-sorry i didnt mean it i-i bet you can do it
(y/n) awww good girl, now if you may im going to go out
(bartender) WAIT
but she was too late you were out not knowing what would wait for you
(bartender)... the extermenation is starting
you were just strolling with a smile on your face down the street, singing quietly then suddenly you heard screams, you found out who was screaming, just some random demon but that thing above him, white wings, big smile, spear and a cruel aura
(y/n) ooh im gonna love ripping you'r spine out
then you felt something on your back, you looked behind you and saw two more of those... things they were holding their spears but the blades were bent
(y/n) too bad seem like you cant pierce me
you put your helmet back on and pulled out you P90
(y/n) ok now you can run
the two things behind you tried to attack you but you shot the other one in the knee and bashed the other ones head in with on kick killing it and you unloaded your whole magazine in the other ones face, the third one one tried to attack you from behind but failed, its spear just breaking in to pieces next thing it realised you had ripped its arms of, the thing just walking backwards looking for mercy
(y/n) really, like i thought you were a bigshot but man your nothing... just die already
the thing tried to fly away but you grapped its head and smashed its head in just for the fun of it proving that you were the strongest, you started walking away but you saw more of them coming realising something
(y/n) maaan i love this place... i wish mom would see me now
(TIMESKIP)
(y/n) ok ok ok (panting) lets here ooone, twooo, three four five six hmmm hooooly shit... i killed 123 man thats a new record if im not good at this then... well lets forget about that
(stranger) well my friend you truly did a number on them, might i ask you for you name ?
(y/n) ok lets here... if you survive
with that you loaded your gun and started shooting at the stranger after tha gun was empty you saw him, alive ?
(y/n) ok fuck you how
(stranger) well it was just a mere gun you shot me with, and its rude to shoot people who are talking to you, but i did as you asked to the answer is ?
(y/n) well my tall ass goodie two shoes friend the name is (y/n) leader of the black ops strike force, black sheep of a royal family, and man who cannot be defeated
(stranger) well (y/n) pleasure to be meeting you my name is alastor or as sinners call me The radio demon
(y/n) well lovely meeting you alastor, tell me what brings you here in my field of dust and guts
(alastor) well (y/n) i just happen to see the carnage u put up with those angels,
(y/n) WAIT THOSE THINGS WERE ANGELS !!!!!!????
(alastor) yes indeedee
(y/n) oh ok carry on
(alastor) w-wait thats it ?
(y/n) yeh i just didnt know what to call them
(alastor) and your not disturbed by the fact that u just killed ANGELS
(y/n)... nope they were weak
(alastor) oh my friend were are gonna get along well
(y/n) aww
after that you both saw fireworks in the sky
(y/n) hey uh might explaining that
(alastor) oh thats the princess telling every one that the extermination is over
(y/n) extermi- what now ?
(alastor) you will find out soon enough
with that he disappeared without a trace
(y/n) how in the bloody hell did he... oh right im in hell, ok so whats next
you too a small leap and landed on a roof of a skyscraper and desided to take a nap
(y/n)... mom this place aint so bad, and if you here i will find you.
MAN I FEEL LIKE IM JUST MAKING A BORING STORY.
IM TRYING MY BEST I PROMISE I JUST DONT HAVE A CREATIVE MIND
YOU ARE READING
Im not weak (Angel dust x Male Reader)
Fanfictionyou died in war full of rage after trying to prove yourself for being the black sheep of the family, now in hell lets see where all the rage leads you
