BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

iv. damian

07/16/22
5:12 a.m.

charlotte
hey

damian
what? no trickery to get me into a conversation

charlotte
i mean i can if you want

damian
you've already got me on my phone i see no point now

charlotte
i had the worst day at school

damian
that's unfortunate

charlotte
and i would really like someone to rant to

damian
do not you have friends?

charlotte
oh damian i can rant to you?
thank you for the offer!

damian
i made no such offer

charlotte
idc tbh

damian
fine if you must

charlotte
basically in biology we had to hatch quails yk

damian
sure

charlotte
well i offered to take them home because i love birds and already have a heating lamp and coop but she gave them to jacob because i have a cat and they think she'd eat them but phoebe is the sweetest and would never hurt a bird!

damian
did you explain that?

charlotte
yeah but she said that black cats are always a 'roll of the dice'
she said they bring bad luck but that's a superstition!
you'd think because she's in the science field she wouldn't believe in those

damian
black cats always receive a bad reputation.
it's led to thousands being killed every year and it's imbecilic for her to entertain that idea

charlotte
exactly, and i know jacob and he's gonna totally half-ass it and kill them

damian
the answer seems obvious to me

charlotte
and that is?

damian
steal the quails