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queenI GOT A DOG

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queen
I GOT A DOG

god
REALLY??

keelua
it's me yall

queen
shut up it's an actual dog this time

god
YAY

queen
YES YOU NEED TO COME OVER
RIGHT NOW

god
IM ON MY WAY

queen
HURRY

i play with my puppy which my parents surprised me with today while waiting for gon and the others to come over

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i play with my puppy which my parents surprised me with today while waiting for gon and the others to come over.

it didn't take long for them to arrive and my puppy started barking at the sound of the doorbell.

"HE IS ADORABLE!" gon exclaimed as he ran to my dog. the dog happily jumped into gons arms and started licking his face, gon was happy with it. he just really loves dogs.

(🤨)

"what a cute dog!" kurapika smiled and patted my dog which made the dog's tail wiggle in joy.

"oh hi killua." i said as soon as i spotted him coming up to me.
we leaned into a quick hug (as form as greeting) and pulled away again.

upon seeing how close we were the dog started hysterically barking at killua and tried hunting him down, killua started running away from him screaming.

"aw they're playing together!" i happily said while watching the two of them.

"ITS BITING ME HELP ME"

"such a cute dog!" gon added.

"i know! i'm so happy!"

"IT'S EATING ME PLEASE SAVE ME."

"i love my dog, look at how much fun the two of them are having!"

"killua never really liked dogs but i'm pretty sure he loves yours." gon said with a smile on his face.

"i think he likes my dog more than he likes me."

"CALL 911 OR THE AMBULANCE PLEASE.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST HELP ME."

"aww look at my dog playing with killuas legs"
i said.

"i'm pretty sure he's biting him, oh he's bleeding." leorio interrupted.

"he's okay, they're just having fun." i responded.

"IM DYING." killua shouted and i laughed.

oh how lovely.

"whats yours dogs name?" gon asked.

"poopie."

"why would you call your dog poopie."

"because he sharted on me when i first held him."

"oh"

"why did you get a dog, y/n?" kurapika asked me.

"my parents wanted me to have some company while they are gone."

"BUT I'M HERE" killua shouted from the ground.

"my parents don't believe that i have friends." i sigh.

"understandable" leorio mumbles STILL AUDIBLE FOR ME.

"are you excited for school, y/n?" gon asked.

"WHAT"

"school.."

"don't."

"school?"

"NO PLEASE" i fall to the ground.

"well i'm excited" gon says and i start crying.

i dont want to go to school

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CREDITS TO Slaying_as1always
THANK U SM FOR THE SUGGESTION

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