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"I got a man and a son by him, this ain't what you want." I said after some nigga tried to get my instagram
Did I mention he crazy as fuck..?
I went in the gas station and got Hassan these honey cheddar puffs then got myself a sprite and Hot Fries and Samir some plain cheetos, he really eat plain as hell
"What's yo son name?" The nigga asked as I walked out the store making me frown
"He named after my man." I said
"What's yo man name?" He asked
Weird...
"Satan." I said making his facial expression change
"Yeah, anymore questions?" I asked but he wasn't there anymore
"Oh okay." I laughed to myself
I got in the car and sped off heading back to my house
I got out the car with the snacks then went in
"Baby!" I yelled out to Samir putting the snacks down
He came out wit Hassan in his arms. "Yooo." He said
"Hey, that's y'all stuff." I said before kissing both of them
"Okay." He said taking the bag since I had already got my stuff
I laid down on the couch and started eating my chips while watching Netflix on my phone since Samir broke the fucking TV tryna multitask
"When you gon get a new damn TV?!" I yelled
"Mmcht, whenever I go to Best Buy." He said making me shake my head
I got up and went to the room. "Where yo card?" I asked
"Fa what?" He asked and I gave him a death stare
"Here." He said tossing me his wallet
"You always bitching." He said
"Okay? I don't care and stop cussing in front of my son." I said
"Getcho ass on." He said rubbing my son back
Bet
"Where yo keys? I wanna drive yo car." I said
"It's too big fa you to whip." He said and I smacked my teeth
"Please just tell me." I said
"Here." He said handing them to me
"Mhm." I said then left grabbing my keys and left in his car heading to Chick-fil-a
"Can I get a chicken sandwich and fries with polynesian sauce and a large lemonade." I said
"We out of lemonade." He said making me mad
"Out of lemonade? It's a Walmart across the street." I mugged him
