31. I can balance on thin (about 5mm) blades, yet I can't walk on two feet.
32. When coaches tell you to do the same elements differently...
33. Doing a waltz jump in front of your non skating friends;
"OMG YOU'RE GOING TO THE OLYMPICS!!!!"
34. Randomly tripping on your toepick
35. That moment of fear when your blades collide on a crossover
36. When you skate first and you only have a 4 minute warmup
37. Going into a lutz on a crowded session
38. When public skaters skates are literally falling off their ankles
39. When you walk into the rink after a hockey practice
40. Blisters from tying skates
41. Breaking new skates in.
42. Doing a spin with a runny nose
(Let's leave it at that)
43. That first scratch on your new skates
44. Wondering why you run outside because you skate in a rink
(@ Rapidash66 )
45. When someone walks in concrete without guards
46. Why are you cold? Shouldn't you be used to the cold?!
47. When no coaches are on ice
48. Think your sport is hard? Mine is on one of the most slippery surfaces on earth, and I have knives on my feet.
49. Butt spins
50. When someone doesn't move during your program
51. When someone says skating isn't a sport you be like
"You are entitled to your wrong opinion, that's fine"
52. I don't excel, I Axel
(Ok this one was just a bad pun sorry 😝)
53. When someone crashes into the boards
54. Things figure skaters say:
- I'm sore
- I'm hungry
- I'm cold
- everything hurts
- My blades are dull (Courtesy of FandomLover999 )
- MOVE!!
55. Can you do that spinny jumping thing?
56. You skate better when you're angry
57. When the Zamboni is late
58. Wearing winter clothes all year long
59. Naturally standing in a T- position
60. New tights
I'm almost out of ideas, so I might update the next part after like 5 or ten, the goal is 101 in total :) thanks for sticking with it!
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Just figure skater things
RandomSimply some relatable figure skating things I am finished with it for now, to work on a new book, but plan to update it in the future.
