Cheesy pickup lines.
"What's your favorite?"
"Did you sit on sugar? because you have a pretty sweet ass."
"Or, have you got a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see you in my pants."
"You're lame." I replied.
"That sounds like a challenge." He replied.
"I'm no weather man but you'll be expecting 6 inches tonight." He started.
"Let's play Barbie and Ken, i'll be Ken and you'll be the box I come in." I anwsered.
"Does your left eye hurt? Because you are looking right."
"My watch says you're naked. No? Well it must be 15 minutes early."
"Why are they all dirty?" I asked.
"Because you're dirty minded."
"I have a sexy imagination."
"Well I can't argue with that."
"Shut up and carry on..."
"Hi my name is Jordan, but you can call me anytime."
"Do you believe in love at the first sight, or shall I walk by again?" I replied.
"You don't have to." He said.
"Well, anyway...." I started.
"You loose! You stopped!" I added.
"That's unfair, I want a re-match." He pouted.
"Okay, you start."
"I don't know much about pies, but you sure just made banana cream."
"There's something wrong with my phone, it dosen't have your number in it."
"Are you google because you have everything i'm looking for." He said whilst winking.
"Did you get these pants on sale, because in my house they'd be 100% off."
"I got an F and a C and I got a K too now all I need is a bitch like U."
"That's a good one, but mine are better."
"Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and gimme one hour."
"You must be a banana because I find you a peeling."
"On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?"
"You'd be even more beatiful in my arms."
"That's not cringey or cheesy, so I win."
"That's because I stopped playing a long time ago." He smirked and winked.
I'm not gonna lie, I blushed a little but I tried to hide it.
I don't know if I actually like Jordan or if he's my way of getting over Josh but it just feels right.
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