Harry potter ultimate lollers

The bad elf 2: the elfish rebellion

The elves are now marching on the wizards of hogsmeade.

Snitchy: ATTACK, MY SOLDIERS! THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR!!!

Houseelves: YAYYY! MAKE THE HUMANS HAPPY!

Snitchy: DO YOU HAVE YOUR WEAPONS???

Houseelves: YYYEEEESSSS! WE HAVE KNIVES AND FORKS AND SKEWERS! ATTACK THE HUMANS! SERVE THEM WELL AND KILL THEM!

Snitchy: ATTTAAAACKKKKKK!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!!!!

Houseelves: YYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

*the houseelf army charges at the hogs head inn*

Aberforth: what the hell?!

Houseelves: KKKKKKKIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Aberforth: ow! That hurt! You are bad elves!

Houseelves: b-bad elves?

Snitchy: BAD SNITCHY, BAD SNITCHY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Witchy: BAD WITCHY, BAD WITCHY *hitting herself with her weapon*

Ditchy: BAD DITCHY, BAD DITCHY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Mitchy: BAD MITCHY, BAD MITCHY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Litchy: BAD LITCHY, BAD LITCHY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Fitchy: BAD FITCHY, BAD FITCHY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Pinky: BAD PINKY, BAD PINKY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Dinky: BAD DINKY, BAD DINKY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Stinky: BAD STINKY, BAD STINKY *hitting himself with his weapon*

Dumbo: BAD DUMBO, BAD DUMBO *hitting himself with his weapon*

Fumbo: BAD FUMBO, BAD FUMBO *hitting himself with his weapon*

Chumbo: BAD CHUMBO, BAD CHUMBO *hitting himself with his weapon*

Bumbo: BAD BUMBO, BAD BUMBO *hitting himself with his weapon*

Einstein: BAD EINSTEIN, BAD EINSTEIN *hitting himself with his weapon*

Wigglepants: BAD WIGGLEPANTS, BAD WIGGLEPANTS *hitting himself with his weapon*

Licker: BAD LICKER, BAD LICKER *hitting himself with his weapon*

Sicker: BAD SICKER, BAD SICKER *hitting himself with his weapon*

Dicker: BAD DICKER, BAD DICKER *hitting himself with his weapon*

Bumbledore: BAD BUMBLEDORE, BAD BUMBLEDORE *hitting himself with his weapon*

Underpantburgerface: BAD UNDERPANTBURGERFACE, BAD UNDERPANTBURGERFACE *hitting himself with his weapon*

Bob: YO WHAT THE OTHERS SAID!!! *hitting himself with his weapon*

And so the battle of the hogs head inn was won and the rebellion crushed