Absurdist Stories

75 Stories

High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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XNTP Rants- A logical, humorous, yet dark collection  by GhostWithoutAMouth
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XNTP Rants- A logical, humorous, y...by GhostWithoutAMouth
My rants and opinions will be written in here, some of them controversial, some funny, and some of them disturbing. Feel free to comment your opinion!
Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex Offender - ONC 2024 by Sam_le_fou
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Athanasius Finch: Registered Flex...by Sam Camp
Sequel to "Athanasius Finch: Private Dick" Beatrix Cagliostro(pen name) thought they were done with the self-proclaimed "World's Second-Best Detective,&qu...
Dinner With the Flannigans by mimsy_
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Dinner With the Flannigansby mimsy_
An ambitious absurdist dramatic piece based on the 1950s sitcom.
the world of paperhat: part I (WIP) by AnonyB0b
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the world of paperhat: part I (WIP)by Chicken Nuggets
Paperhat woke up to a thumping noise. What is it? (hey there, my brother wrote this. He's pretty amazing, huh? :))
Mark clubs the best golfer ever by abluerayDVD
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Mark clubs the best golfer everby abluerayDVD
A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???
coronaviruscow by nerdmagi
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coronaviruscowby nerdmagi
Matt is a half robotic cow accused of killing his wife, who could use magic when she couldn't. The FBI agent (a human named Naomi) refuses to give him the life insurance...
50 Ways To Kill Your Boss by SnethMeyers
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50 Ways To Kill Your Bossby Sneth Meyers
Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.
Pocket Full of Loose Things by Apheistas1
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Pocket Full of Loose Thingsby Andrew V.
A dumping ground for my original (And not so original) short stories and poems. Please Enjoy!
The reason my body dragged itself by Frigorifico9
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The reason my body dragged itselfby Fer
Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself
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Just someone I met at a coffee shop by Blurry-Forest
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Just someone I met at a coffee shopby i don't use wattpad
COVER ART: "The Glow of the City" by Martin Lewis (1929) (Edited by me)
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On One White, Lonely Afternoon by dessaraharasse
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On One White, Lonely Afternoonby Dessara Harasse
In a world marred by tragedy and deception, a woman's life takes an unexpected turn when her mother and brother are found dead under suspicious circumstances. As she gra...
The Entropist- The most useless guy in the Universe by CemyneEchavan
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The Entropist- The most useless gu...by CemyneEchavan
This story is about Melchior, a 13-billion-something year old consciousness with a lime-flavored galaxy for a soul and no patience whatsoever. He is always and constantl...
Shadow Chatter by wentzhesselman
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Shadow Chatterby Wentz Hesselman
Better read with an open mind. Best read with an empty mind. A Spiritual Text and Testament Artwork by the Author