Crude Stories

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. I...

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this...

What happens when the worst people you know get along. HQ/READER

|| 𝚓𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚔𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || || "From here on, I..! From here on..! Y'hear me?! I'm gonna... beat you all! Enjoy your wi...

broken-hearted boys

What happens when a girl named Ryder Walter gets into a fight with her twin brother. Yea well that pissed her off a lot so just to prove that girls are the same as boys...

The bedtime story told by an undiscovered meme. Steps to Fame: 1. bE FamOuS 2. do not be CrUde 3. seet down bee humble 4. Open a Chinese black market 5. Become a meme

Theres one life lesson everyone should learn. Sometimes life is a bitch. Have you ever wondered why we had the zombie apocolypse? Well its because some stupid-ass retar...

The share market can sure be an extremely complex, unbalanced and convoluted place and this announcement appears to be more genuine if the trader is an amateur. The best...

((The Orginazations in this current story are completely Fictional This story can and will be offensive in many ways from the slightest rascist joke to the most crude gr...

(1965) 5 years after the events of 1960'S,some weird events start happening in an orphanage in Scotland,a boy named Nik will have limited time to uncover the truth to av...

Katya is a native of Russia, pursuing an odd career of "trade", as she calls it. She is quite the trouble maker, and ends up in bad spots often. Follow her on...

casual & mundane events & life lessons from a eccentric but opinionated American slacker.

All the dirty smut scenes from the 'Rules Were Made to be Broken' book will be posted here!

Trailers Of Texas in Houston is your Lone Star State crude hauler dealer. Here are some of the differences between stainless steel and aluminum crude haulers to help you...