Eyerolls Stories

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really...

Down deep in the midst of mystery and wonder lies a place few have seen. A place where frogs sing reveries of beauty and lost pilgrims. A place where children go to play...

Aimi isn't really a thing with boys, but the new student, is a burst of 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮.

A one shot about Wirt seeing Beatrice again, except that Beatrice is a human, and Wirt's become a train wreck. Inspired by the song The Lightning Strikes (What If This S...

This is all the Over the Garden Wall songs. I hope you enjoy, and thanks for reading. All the credit goes to Patrick McHale.

Everything, and I do mean everything. ©fxkmattyhealy

Wattpad is just infiltrated with cliche's and cheesy shit, so here's a book where you get the pleasure of reading my bitchy complaints about them (: I also request topic...

I just hate it when human beings annoy me. It sucks when it is petty stuff that you can't tell anyone as well. Big debates or petty arguments, all my rants will be typed...

Was it really a dream, or could it be something much, much more? Yes, this is a true OTGW (and infinite eyerolls) fanfic XD Try it out, see if you like it. If you do...

She went to this strict religious school; made the former bullies her best friends; laughed like a baby and acted as dumbly as a stupid. Once u take a step inside her sc...

La balle me touche violemment dans l'épaule et je m'écrase au sol. J'entends déjà Louis courir vers moi. - " Bah putain, tu fais pas du football pour rien toi. All...

The best story ever.

⚠HUGE WARNING TO WHOEVER READS THIS!!!⚠ THIS IS T.R.A.S.H!! THE HOLIEST OF THE HOLY WOULD CUSS AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK!! Sorry about that, but just know, if somebody ha...

It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She too was returned to her family, successfully turning everyone back to humans. It's been a...

"That's none of your business." "So what are we gonna do then...?" "Except being total assholes to eachother?" For a school project, Robyn...

One very embarrassing, awkward yet empty girl living life... Nothing changes until she meets him.

This is just going to be a rant thing.. For when I'm mad and I can't talk to anyone.

ˋ₊˚. ━ " 𝒇𝒂𝒕-𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒐 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 " ━ 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒎 •༉‧₊˚✧