Gloopy

Poppin puss…

I can be installed in your motherfucking lamp and your washing machine…

Mother, father, gentleman…

Bitch bitch,
          Bitch bitch,
          Bitch bitch,
          Bitch bitch haaah…
          
          

Uh… uh… (I like)
          
          Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet?
          It’s the story about a social door you’ve never seen before
          If you wanna be seen by everyone
          Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
          If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look
          
          Oh oh, uh oh oh…
          Everybody loves you so
          Uh uh, uh oh oh…
          Everybody lets you know
          
          Do you wanna be more than just a friend?
          Do you wanna play cybersex again?
          If you wanna come to my house
          Then click me with your mouse
          
          Hello, uh oh oh…
          Never gonna let you go
          
          You’re loggin’ in, then it begins
          And your computer is swinging and taking your time away
          The scene is right for a socialite
          You’re on the Internet, anywhere, anytime, night and day
          
          Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like)
          Everybody loves you so
          Uh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)
          Never gonna let you go
          
          So you wanna make love with me?
          Am I really your cup of tea?
          Are you really the one that you never really meet?
          
          Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like)
          Everybody loves you so
          Social network oh… (Mi piaci)
          Never gonna let you go
          
          You’re loggin’ in with just a friend
          But soon the Internet’s beeping and beeping around the bend
          We used to greet friends on the street
          But now it’s googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet
          
          Beep beep, uh oh oh…
          How about a little chat?
          Oh oh, network fans
          Meet you on the Internet!
          
          Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about voodoo tricks?
          Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen?
          Everybody is better than before
          Everybody is calling out for more
          Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door
          
          Beep beep, uh oh oh… (I like)
          Everybody does a show
          Uh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)
          If you like it, click and go
          
          Do you know that it’s instant loggin’ in
          For a little more fun and cyber sin?
          Wanna know what this net’s about?
          Then how about logging out?
          
          Uh uh, uh oh oh, now I’ve got a million friends
          Goodbye network fans, this is how the story ends
          
          (Beep beep)
          
          
          

Right I’m off 

Yeah

Tits…
          That will get people’s attention 

I’ve come so far…and I still need a shit…wow

Oh…hi