Formerly: onurkneespls

Any story you will find here is in the roughest of rough draft form unless otherwise noted. Things may be severely erred and may be prone to huge plot holes. Fair warning. 

I've reached the prime age for Netflix overdoses on a Friday night, giving a bit of regard for my arteries while feasting on cold pizza for breakfast, and a new existential crisis every Tuesday. 
I read, a lot. Give me your book recommendations. 
I write on occasion, and have published three novels.
I'm growing a beard. Spoiler alert: I give up after a few days every time. It's probably never going to actually happen.

Say hi.