Nessie_Amber

We, I, Me, Us. 
Anyway you phrase it, there's more than one person writing on this account. Both individuals are exceptionally lazy, have degrees in procrastination and are fluent in severely disappointing others. 

Amber: "Your time as a caterpillar has expired, your wings are ready."
Nessie: "With bloody hands, I write this." 

Nessie is clearly weird one of the duo but...
Nessie: "Weirdness is in the eye of the beholder!"
 Amber is the calmer more sane one and is most likely to care. We are LGBTQ+ supporters, lovers of lucky charms and Queens of any kingdom we feel like that day.

Nessie: "And a lover of chocolate-when I decide that I don't have an allergy to dairy that day."
Amber: "Give me Reeses and I will love you forever."