Tweed Jefferson

Author of 'good guy' vigilante thriller novels as well as various short stories and essays. Former 'professional' musician and ninja (no, seriously). I've written more books than I know what to do with and I'm tired of the whole printing and marketing schtick, so I'm just going to give them away for free.

Full Novel Now Available:
Rockstar Nobody (Remastered): Join rock band The Walls Instead on their debut tour through the American Southwest. Like most bands, they'll meet new fans, play exciting shows, kill bad people, party all night, and get lost on the interstate highway system. Wait...What?
*Includes a full album of original songs by The Walls Instead, the book's protagonists.

Coming May 2024:
Freshman Nobody: The autobiographical prequel to Rockstar Nobody where our protagonist experiments with sex, drugs, and music as coping mechanisms for a household of abuse.

June & July 2024:
Patrimonious: A forget-and-forget revenge thriller. The Old Man is sick of it all; the lying, cheating, stealing charlatans. With his recent dementia and brain tumor, what does he have to lose by setting things right?

After that (you choose):
- The Carlin Trend: The sequel to Rockstar Nobody, where the band tours Northern California and the Pacific Northwest, honing their vigilante skills.
- Nobody Gets Out Alive: This sequel to Freshman Nobody follows our protagonist into young adulthood, where he struggles with a dead-end job, cheating and abusive girlfriend, and unplanned pregnancy.
- You Don't Look Artistic: short stories, art, poetry, ciphers, games, coloring book, and other malarkey by me and my autistic friends.

Want to support this author? Share these books, review them, offer feedback (I'll use it!), and if you want to fund my crazy schemes, print copies of these books are available online. Don't feel obligated - I'm just going to spend the money rescuing animals, anyway.