Shrek sexy me love sexy ogre me fek ogre me love rumpelstiltskin me love Jacob triplets from twilight 💚👽🧟‍♀️🛌🥒

I have given my life to my sexy God and savior, Shrek. 🛐💚🙏🏻

Love of my life, my husband💍 Rumpelstiltskin has helped me to build the Godly Shrine of Shrek, in which we pray everyday, ten times a day. All for Shrek the Savior.🙏🏻🌽

Rumpelstiltskin might have my heart, but Shrek has my soul. 🤭💚👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

The Jacob triplets are my monks in the shrine and they help with cleaning and cooking delicious mudporridge to my fellow Shrekians.💚🙏🏻

Don't worry, you can still convert and see the light that Shrek brings to us! 🌟🥬 Remember to chant "All Star", our hymn, the sacred song and prayer, and I'll promise Shrek will give you smexy time in Shreklandia, our heaven! 🥒🙏🏻💚💚💚🌽🌽🌽💋
Rumpelstiltskin is my babe, love of my lifeu, most handsome bad boy ever and charismatic bee 🖤
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