■48 - Baby Pootato■

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Friday ~ 1:08 am

Sweet Bob :) is calling…

Laurel:

"Who the hell is this? Can't you see what time it is?"

Ethan:

"Heyyyyyyyy, Pixieeeeeee. I see you are sleep-sleeping."

Laurel:

"Bob? And of course I am sleeping, you doofus!"

Ethan:

"Bob, yesssss, your Bobbb!"

Laurel:

"Eww, shut up! And what's wrong with your speech? Are you - are you drunk?"

Ethan:

"Drunk on your voiceeeee, yassss!! You have a… beautyyyyyyy full voice."

Laurel:

"…"

Ethan:

"Tell meeee t-that you're blushing."

Laurel:

"…"

Ethan:

"Nowwwww, not the silent treatment again!!!! I miss you."

Laurel:

"Could you please stop talking like a baby and tell me where you are?"

Ethan:

"Only in your heart, baby pootato."

Laurel:

"Wait until I meet you and turn you into a literal stinky blob of Bob, you… you hippopotamus!! I am not a baby poot - I mean, baby potato!"

Ethan:

"You will meet me? Me is ex, ex, ex, ex, extremely happypotamus."

Laurel:

"Did you know that you're a stupid drunk? Because you're like literally wasting my sleeping hours."

Ethan:

"But I am also saddopotamus like you an angropotamus because you don't wanna talk to me."

Laurel:

"Ethan… seriously. Where are you? Is Thanos around you?"

Ethan:

"He's Theo!! And I see Theo, he is… he is sleeping on the floor with a bottle in his nose!"

Laurel:

"Stop giggling, you stupid Bob!"

Ethan:

"But you are laughing too!"

Laurel:

"Last time, Ethan. Your address or I am hanging up."

Ethan:

"I… I don't know."

Laurel:

"Are you crying?"

Sweet Bob :) ended the call.

This is another personal favorite chapter of mine because they're finally - kind of - talking again hehe.

Also, I just wanna take this moment to thank two of the best people in this whole world! dajoseph01 and anu_chan_ You guys are the best and you guys are literally awesome! I love how you both are so invested in this story, reading my chapters every time I update! You have no idea but reading your wonderful comments make me smile so much. So much more than writing this story haha. I love you, I hope you guys know that! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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