Friday ~ 1:08 am
Sweet Bob :) is calling…
Laurel:
"Who the hell is this? Can't you see what time it is?"
Ethan:
"Heyyyyyyyy, Pixieeeeeee. I see you are sleep-sleeping."
Laurel:
"Bob? And of course I am sleeping, you doofus!"
Ethan:
"Bob, yesssss, your Bobbb!"
Laurel:
"Eww, shut up! And what's wrong with your speech? Are you - are you drunk?"
Ethan:
"Drunk on your voiceeeee, yassss!! You have a… beautyyyyyyy full voice."
Laurel:
"…"
Ethan:
"Tell meeee t-that you're blushing."
Laurel:
"…"
Ethan:
"Nowwwww, not the silent treatment again!!!! I miss you."
Laurel:
"Could you please stop talking like a baby and tell me where you are?"
Ethan:
"Only in your heart, baby pootato."
Laurel:
"Wait until I meet you and turn you into a literal stinky blob of Bob, you… you hippopotamus!! I am not a baby poot - I mean, baby potato!"
Ethan:
"You will meet me? Me is ex, ex, ex, ex, extremely happypotamus."
Laurel:
"Did you know that you're a stupid drunk? Because you're like literally wasting my sleeping hours."
Ethan:
"But I am also saddopotamus like you an angropotamus because you don't wanna talk to me."
Laurel:
"Ethan… seriously. Where are you? Is Thanos around you?"
Ethan:
"He's Theo!! And I see Theo, he is… he is sleeping on the floor with a bottle in his nose!"
Laurel:
"Stop giggling, you stupid Bob!"
Ethan:
"But you are laughing too!"
Laurel:
"Last time, Ethan. Your address or I am hanging up."
Ethan:
"I… I don't know."
Laurel:
"Are you crying?"
Sweet Bob :) ended the call.
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This is another personal favorite chapter of mine because they're finally - kind of - talking again hehe.
Also, I just wanna take this moment to thank two of the best people in this whole world! dajoseph01 and anu_chan_ You guys are the best and you guys are literally awesome! I love how you both are so invested in this story, reading my chapters every time I update! You have no idea but reading your wonderful comments make me smile so much. So much more than writing this story haha. I love you, I hope you guys know that! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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