DC's Spider-Man

Itsy-Bitsy-Birdy and Spidey

3rd person POV:

On a Friday, when the sun had just gone down in Gotham, Spiderman swung through the night.

(Thwip)

Spiderman:(mind) Gotta stop by the convince store before getting home.

In the shadows, observing him was nonother than the boy wonder.

(Tim Drake: Boy Wonder, AKA Robin)

From the shadows, Tim was tailing the Spider, as he had taken an interest in the webhead as news articles say he's a menace while some civilians claim he's not.

Tim believed that it was best to learn for himself who the wall-crawler really was.

Be it a threat, menace, or genuine hero.

(Opening theme)

In a small sidewalk shop, Spidey was buying milk but got distracted by snacks.

Spiderman: "Joker's chuckling onion flavor Doritos"?

Spiderman: "Bane's protein bars"?

Spiderman: "Catwoman's stolen chocolate chip cookies"?

Spiderman: Unbelievable... They get brand deals but not me!?

Spiderman: You know, I've beaten two of these guys?

Cashier:(playing on phone)...

Spiderman: You're such a good listener. Ever thought of being a therapist?

Paying for his milk and cookies, spidey takes his leave.

Spiderman:(mind) Man, I'm running out of cash... That new costume and web fluid, is really draining the Parker fund.

Spiderman:(mind) But getting a job would cut down on my time being Spidey...

Spiderman: If only I could get paid for being Spidey...(sigh)... But I already learned that lesson.

Spiderman:!

(VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

Turning around, Spidey sees a car speeding across the street with police following after.