*The Analysts are playing a team sport*
INTP: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as ENTJ?
INTJ: Have you ever played a game with ENTJ?
INTP: No...
INTJ: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
ENTJ, chasing ENTP: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
