ESFJ: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
ENFJ: I really care about your feelings!
INFJ: I really care about YOUR feelings!
ESFJ, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
ENFP: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
ISTJ: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF ME!
