I can't sing. So I'm not going to bring misery into your lives with my rendition. However, as I do find the theme song of the Netflix series catchy...feel free to sing along with my own lyrics.
THE UNFORTUNATE BLOGGER:
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
These words will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day.
Every single post is filled with things to make you say-
Look away, look away, look away.
There's a brand new update of a series that's around,
filled with brand new updates and choices that aren't sound.
If you hate this series, then go back to the days of old.
But if you hate the movie, then just go back to the books....
Just look away, look away!
There's nothing but horror and great rantings on the way.
Every single blog on here has something rude to say.
Look away, look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
YOU ARE READING
The Unfortunate Blogger
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