Here are my logs on everything that's wrong with Nostalgia Critic and why Doug Walker fails at being a critic, as well as a movie reviewer. Some of these contained my favourite movies, while others are movies that I believe had been judged too unfai...
Everything Wrong With Nostalgia Critic on The Lost World: Jurassic Park
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1. 0:39 I personally wouldn't say it's an awful letdown. The Lost World is a pretty underrated sequel. However, the reason why some people didn't enjoy it was because of interesting scenes being deleted from the theatrical release and also suffered issues with production. If you wanna talk about a REAL letdown, then you should've brought up Jurassic Park 3.
2. 0:45 First of all: While there are some dumb character moments, not ALL of them are stupid, mind you. So, what you're doing there, Doug, is an exaggeration. Second: The story is decent for this movie to exist and the characters to be brought up on Isla Sorna to discover new dinosaurs. Third: I disagree with the CGI argument. The effects in Lost World are quite impressive and even better than Jurassic Park's effects, since the CGI and animatronic puppet work can be a little off-putting nowadays. And lastly: Everyone enjoyed the first movie so much, we wanted to see more dinosaurs on screen. Thus, The Lost World was born! +4 BS Points
3. 1:13 Compys, while they are deadly, are actually cute looking little dinos. As for little children, they would often see adorable-looking animals and try to pet them. I dunno what childhood you had, Doug.
4. 1:41 Not only is Doug lacking any empathy for someone having their child getting attacked by feral creatures in front of them, but he's also missing the point on the compys being an absolute dangerous force to be reckoned with.
5 2:02 Yeah. It's a weird, yet funny transition. It's also an inside joke about Jeff Goldblum being eye candy to the female viewers of Jurassic Park, as well as his teleportation scene in The Fly.
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I'll admit, he's a stud.
6. 2:19 Be honest, Doug. You made this video to nitpick on Jeff Goldblum, didn't you?
7. 2:46 Are you a fashion critic now? Geez, I didn't think you'd be uptight with men in suits.
8. 2:51 Firstly, Doug literally answered his own question before he even asked. Also, the reason why the rest of the survivors didn't tell the truth about the incident is because if they did, they would either be humiliated by the public or lose their professions. As for Malcolm, he broke the non-disclosure and that costed him his job and he became a laughing stock to the public. Do you really think everyone's gonna believe that dinosaurs are loose from some park on an island? +2 BS Points
9. 3:13 Malcolm only knew about Arnold, Muldoon and Gennaro, who he'd met. He didn't know or even met Nedry and Jophery. Besides, why would Malcolm include the piece of shit who sabotaged the park to steal dinosaur embryos?
