Rick in Marvel and DC: Fusion

Chapter 1: Beginning

Chaos, distortion, brilliance, chaos, fusion, monsters...
If tomorrow is Saturday, Cthulhu will come to the world...
The demon from ancient times opened his blood basin and spit out God and dinosaurs fighting each other.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse are riding a giant toad, and Snow White and Gorgeous are laughing and laughing.
The use of money by the poor is a crime, and the use of money by the rich is an interest...
The Faceless Man not only eats the dead but also eats one-half of his father...
Everyone took off from the stove, kissing each other in the air; their lips were corrosive, and a skeleton dropped...
The dead head hung on the desk in the kindergarten; the last teacher also got AIDS.
"what..."
A scream came out of his mouth, and a man who seemed to be in his thirties woke up from the bed. His brain was in chaos just now, and various bizarre scenes appeared one after another, almost making people lose themselves and collapse.
The room was dark, and Jude just lay motionless on the bed. The scenes in his dream kept appearing just now. In the extreme chaos, an old man with an exploding head and big eyes suddenly appeared and punched him to wake him up.
If it weren't for this punch, Jude suspected that he would be lost in it forever, because this dream was so real that it didn't look like a fake.
Feeling dry, Jude reached out and touched the bedside table to turn on the lamp, but after touching it, he found that there was no lamp at all, let alone the lamp, not even the bedside table.
Before I figured out what was going on, there was another pain in his brain, and Jude fainted directly.
In his consciousness, Jude was floating in the universe, and the old man with the explosive head who had just punched himself appeared again. His eyes were blurred, his mouth was drooling, and he was still holding a bottle of whiskey in his hand.
After the two looked at each other for a while, the old man suddenly turned into a light and penetrated Jude's brain. At this moment, it was like a big bang in the universe.
Even though he had passed out of a coma, Jude still felt a splitting headache; countless memories poured in; his brain neurons began to activate over-frequency; the originally closed brain nerves began to penetrate one by one; and the brain entered a state of rapid development.
Three days later, Jude got out of bed, trembling. He was hungry because of the thunderstorm in his stomach. He only felt very hungry, but his consciousness was very clear, and he was very clear no matter what he looked at.
This kind of clarity is not the reason for the improvement of eyesight, but that he can understand the fundamentals of things, including principles, trajectories, structures, etc., and he can feel that his brain is rapidly increasing. If he used to be in a wheelchair, now it is to drive a Ferrari.
And what brought him all this was the afro-old man. Although the old man is a bit like Einstein, he is not Einstein. He is the original world super high-scoring, super-powerful show "Rick and Morty" Rick, the grandfather in "Rick and Rick of the C137 universe.
"Rick and Morty" is a multiverse worldview , which means that every universe has a grandfather, Rick, and their destiny is different, and their IQs are different. Only Rick in the C137 universe is the strongest, and it is recognized that he is the smartest man in the universe.
His IQ is unmatched. Inventing and creating all kinds of black technologies is as simple as eating and drinking water. You can make anything you can think of, such as stealth belts, life archive remotes, neutrino bombs, and even science. Analyze magic to create magic props.
But compared to this grandfather's genius, he is cynical, arrogant, and rebellious, and few people can be seen by him. He overcame the Galactic Federation with his power, smashed the Demon King in a drunken state, and even had a fight with Zeus because of a woman. Although he did not win this fight, it also caused Zeus to shed a lot of blood.
Now, Jude has merged with Grandpa Rick and knows everything about him.
　　 Looking at this unfamiliar home, he finally understood that he had traveled, and everything he had experienced in the past three days was a sequela caused by the travel.
He touched his pocket, took out his driver's license, and saw Jude Herbert written on it-a name not too bad, of course. In addition to the driver's license, the host also left him some money. It was a huge sum of 57 dollars, and according to memory, he still owed the local gang 3,000 dollars.
I opened the refrigerator door to find something to eat but found that apart from Coke, which is beer, there was not even a bit of food to fill my stomach.
　　 "FUCK! I must never be the first traverser who starves to death."
clutching his stomach and walking slowly out, opening the old door, pressing down the elevator of the last century, Jude slowly walked out of this old apartment.
According to the memory of the original body, there is a Mexican restaurant tens of meters away from the apartment. The pancakes and grilled meat rolls there are delicious and cheap.
staggered into the restaurant, the boss was a big fat man weighing two hundred cats, and when he saw him, he said, "Herbert, you kid hasn't appeared for three days. Have you found a fortune?"
Jude found a place where no one was around and sat down. "Come on, Series, there is no way to make a fortune; I just suddenly felt confused and lay in bed for three days."
"You know, three days-it was three whole days-dizziness and hunger flooded me. I thought I would understand something, but Mom messed with Faker; there was nothing, so now I need barbecue rolls and chicken rice, right now!"
Soon, the proprietress Anna came over with a plate, put the food down, and stared at Jude for several seconds, with surprise in her eyes: "Herbert, are you crazy about taking drugs? Why? Such a ghost!"
Jude said, "Okay, okay, I understand. Doesn't it just look a bit older than a teenager? Doesn't it need to be so surprising?"
Jude discovered when he was just looking at his driver's license that his legal age is only 21 years old, but if you look in the mirror, you may believe that he is 40 years old. After all, you can't expect a man with white sideburns to be young.
Jude knows very well that this is a sequel to the fusion with Grandpa Rick. After all, Rick is 80 years old. Even if the average age of the two is taken, he is 50 years old. It seems that he is less than 40, and he has already earned it.
Anna frowned and left, and Jude began to gobble up the food like a starving ghost reborn. In just five minutes, a large plate of chicken rice and three barbecue rolls had been stuffed into his stomach, and Jude felt better. At some point, he collapsed on the chair and started to close his eyes to rest, listening to the sound on the TV.
"Now we are reporting the latest news from the Metropolis. The Metal Man escaped from prison last night. The police are pursuing them with all their strength."
"A falling fighter was found deep in the Atlantic Ocean. According to research, it was a military fighter during World War II, and a frozen man who was suspected of being Captain America was found in the fighter."
"In Midtown News, the rogue ransacked seven gold stores and two banks in a row. The initial estimated loss was 400 million U.S. dollars. The Midtown police called the Flash."
"Stark Industries announced that they have made breakthroughs in the field of new energy."
"The mutant attacked a military base in North Carolina for an unknown purpose."
　　......
　　 "What the hell!"