Once i entered the classroom i saw THE SCARIEST TEACHER EVER. She had messy moody blonde hair. -"hello samek,youre late a fair bit i must say"-said cheerfully."ik im sorry miss".
"Oh call me mary,i dont like being formal.". "Ok mary...." I said carefully to not piss her off. "You gon sit next to frank brotein"- "ok" she pointed to this kid with curly big hair. Like disco ball big curly hair. -"hey im frank,you suppose to be the prodigy.well if you wanna know why the teachers pissed but happy is cuz she couldnt get us pizzas for training.She tries her best to make us happy"-
"Noice man im samek and ig were friends right?"
"Yeah you seem cool"
After the class ended i went in the halls to chat and walk around. Me and frank were talkin bout our techniques and stuff abt hunger
"So i kinda forgot how hunger works could you explain how i get hunger to use as energy for a technique"-me
"Well to sum up stuff you think of food to build up hunger then it burns your calories into hunger energy for your technique"
"Why do we eat then,cant we just think and be hungry"
"Its to maintain calories and its proven to spike up energy in terms of hunger energy"
While we yapped i felt a eerie feeling in front of me. It was a person. Then seconds after noticing that the school alarm rang
"ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS.SINCE ALL CLASSES HAVE SPARRING MATCHES WE DECIDED TO DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF TACOS TODAY"
WE ALL HOO RAAAYED.after that the eerie feeling grew closer. Then it pinned me down. I look up to see a black haired tall girl with glasses.
"Give me your lunch money kid,unless you wanna see my technique. And to know why i need your lunch money. Its cuz i want to win the sparring matches"
"Get off his case eva"
"HELL NAW"
"Ok then we'll beat you "
"Aight bet stupid kids"
And so the chase ensues
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Samek kaisen
Humora funny parody off gege-senseis magnum opus(my favorite thing ever)jjk. Best rankings:71. Satire, 1. Gigachad,79. Sigma
