|| Demon Slayer x Reader Oneshots ||

3rd Special | Various x Reader | Japanese [pt. 1]

The pacing is on crack but just ignore that and enjoy the crack with it along with the fluff.
I guess I'm really thirsty for Obanai because there's a lot of him here.

I'm using google translate here, so yeah Japanese be broken ewe;;

Italic: Translated via translator, or it's the letter speaking

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My Dear Reader,

You have now been transported into the world of Demon Slayer, a goddamn amazing anime filled with hot people you fangirl over. Your memories of your past life has been erased because we wouldn't want things to become too angsty now would we? With you being mentally torn and shit. So you know your name and what this world is about, fun.

Anyway, your life probably wasn't even that eventful anyway, so just enjoy it.

You're also super overpowered, battle experience has been pre installed and you can turn on and off your pain sensors. So don't worry too much about dying and just have fun, you deserve it~

One catch, you can't speak Japanese for shit. So you're stuck with English.

Good luck.

Love, Trash-Chan

PS: thanks for 1k votes and 25k reads and wow this is late seeing how it's 2k votes and 60k reads now 😂

I was dropped in the middle of a Pillar meeting with a suitcase, a translation dictionary, and two notes, one in Japanese and one in English. I was only able to read the English one unfortunately so the Japanese note could have been telling the anime people to kill the shit out of me during the next full moon to bring blessings and I wouldn't know. So as the trash bag who wrote the note would say.

Fun.

I saw most of the Pillars frantically shouting at one another, they were clearly in a panic and I had at least 5 swords ready to penetrate my body. The note didn't mention anything about regeneration...

I glanced over to Oyakata-sama but even he was too occupied with shock to calm down the Pillars. Two of his kids sat by him, reading out the Japanese letter and frantically searching through the translation book.

I glanced over to my right and saw Shinobu and Mitsuri sorting through my suitcase, pulling out different notebooks along with those $5 mechanical pencils that you'd loose every three weeks. It'd be great if I could write them a note...

Eventually my mind grew bored sitting on the ground so I decided to take a risk. Looking up at Rengoku, who I knew was the friendliest of the Pillars, I waved at him with a smile. For some reason I didn't feel very afraid having people pointing their swords at me.

I saw the man cock his head in confusion at me before giving in and returning my gesture, earning an elbow to the gut from the snake pillar to his left. I giggled at that.

Hearing two melodic voices speaking in unison, I realized that the people were done with whatever they were doing.

At least the swords were put away I suppose.