WARNING/s ;
: Swearing (Censored)
Gentar, texting Glacier: Glacier! Help I’m being kidnapped
Glacier: Where are you?
Gentar: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Glacier: I’ll call Sopan.
Sopan, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Glacier: Where’s Gentar? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Sopan: Gentar? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Sopan:
Sopan: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Sopan: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Gentar: WHO ARE YOU?!
Quake: You have to apologize to Solar
Thunderstorm: Fine.
Thunderstorm: 'Unf*ck you' or whatever.
Solar:
[The squad is having dinner together]
Thunderstorm: Ice, can you pass the salt?
Ice: *Throws Solar across the table*
Lunar: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Quake: What did you do?
Lunar: Nobody died.
Quake: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Thunderstorm: SAY YOU'RE SORRY
Cyclone: I'M SORRY
Thunderstorm: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR!??
Cyclone, sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE
Store Manager: Hey! You can't do that here!
Thorn: Don't worry, we have a permit!
Store Manager: Wha-
Cyclone: *slams a piece of paper on the face, saying 'They can and they will. Signed by Blaze'*
Yaya: Why didn't you tell me??
Gopal: Because of your tendency to overreact-
Yaya: *Aggressively flips table* I DO NOT OVERREACT
Thorn: What are the signs of depression?
Solar: Why do you ask?
Thorn: Lunar was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say 'why has God forsaken me?'
Gopal, on his room balcony: *sneezes*
Boboiboy, on the balcony above him: Bless you
Gopal: God??
Random Guy: You're such a f*cking ret*rd!
Blaze: HEY DON'T CALL HIM THAT
Thorn: What does ret*rd mean?
Blaze: U-uhh it means you're very smart and attractive.
Thorn: Oh! Well then, Blaze you are such a ret*rd!
Blaze, turning to face Random Guy: Look what you f*cking started
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
