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WARNING/s ;
: Mentions of Arson
: Swearing (Censored)
: Descriptions of Depression and such-













Blazs: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!










Glacier, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..

Supra: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!










Boboiboy: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but-

Fang:That's because you're too short to do so.

Boboiboy: ...Listen here you f*cking—











Lunar: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Blaze: What the hell!?

Lunar: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Lunar, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Blaze, whispering: Of course. What do you need?











Solar: When do you usually go to sleep?

Ice: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.










Sori: *working in a flower shop and minding his own business*

Gentar, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “F*CK YOU” IN FLOWER???











Lunar, trying to comfort Solar: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.












Ying: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!

*Ying opens their umbrella while indoors*

Yaya: Ying, that’s bad luck…

Ying: Chill out, Yaya!

Fang, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!

Ying and Yaya: AHH—










Sopan: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Frostfire: Burn the house down.

Sopan: And what did you do?

Frostfire: I made dinner.

Sopan:

Frostfire:

Sopan:

Frostfire: And burnt the house down.










Sopan: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.

Supra: Okay, my name is Supra but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.

Sopan: Okay that's not happening- how about you!

Gentar: I'm Gentar and I like the movie White Chicks!

Sopan: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.

Frostfire: My name is Frostfire and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...

Sopan: Okay... and you...

Sori: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Sori and my favorite color is... math.

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