Thunder: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*
Cyclone: Hey- Thunder...? How was your day?
Thunder: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Cyclone* Hell.
Solar, whispering while watching this unfold: Dang. Who hurt you?
Boboiboy: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Yaya & Ying: *crouches down*
Fang: *kneels down*
Gopal: *sits on the floor*
Boboiboy:
Boboiboy: I hate all of you.
[Yaya and Ying are texting]
Yaya: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.
Ying: I got spring water.
Yaya: NO!
Ying: With EXTRA minerals!
Ying: It’s like licking a stalagmite!
Yaya: DON’T COME HOME!
Ying: Mmmmmm, cave water.
Frostfirr: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Supra: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Gentar: FLOOR IT!!
Frostfire: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Supra: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Frostfire: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE F*CKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Gentar: DO IT!
Supra: NO-
Thorn: We’re going to a candy store?!
Quake: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Blaze: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Quake, sighing: No-
Blaze: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
Yaya & Fang: I swear to god we're the only ones here with a braincell.
Gopal, Boboiboy, Ying and Qually: ALL HAIL the keepers of the sacred braincell!
Boboiboy: Help! I’m drowning!
Fang: Calm down. We’re only in 6 feet of water!
Boboiboy: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Thunder: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Cyclone: Okay-
Thorn: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Cyclone, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass... <:(
Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Yaya: Which one? I have five.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Yaya: Which one? I have five.
Gopal, distantly: HEY!!!
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
