Blaze: *watching his house burn down*
Blaze:
Blaze: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
Solar: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter.
Lunar: I have a question.
Solr: Certainly, Lunar. What is it?
Lunar: What’s the point of human existence?
Solar: I meant any questions about the subject at hand.
Lunar: Oh.
Lunar: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.
Cyclone: *makes Metal a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Metal: *sips tea*
Cyclone:
Metal: *finishes tea*
Cyclone: Didn't it taste bad?
Metal: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all.
Cyclone, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Blaze: You wanna fight?! You got one!
Ying: Okay! *raises fists*
*Fang runs in, scoops Ying up in his arms, and runs away carrying her*
Blaze:
Blaze: What?
Cyclone: Sol, we're hungry!
Blaze: Hey nerd! What's for dinner?
Thorn: We're hungry, Solie!
Solar, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *SCREAMS*
Sori: Are pigeons drones?
Glacier: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.
Sori: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!
Glacier: *Crying* Please let me sleep...
Thunder, glaring at Solar: Kill him.
Lunar: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
Store Worker: Would a “Yaya” please come to the front desk?
Yaya, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Boboiboy and Gopal: I believe they belong to you?
Boboiboy and Gopal, simultaneously: We got lost.
Yaya: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
Frostfire, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Glacier: Frostfire, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Gentar, would you get him some water?
Gentar: What is he gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
Kaizo: What are your three best qualities?
Fang: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
