Baki! Oneshots

Them/you as OTPS

Baki:

Baki: "Hey Y/n?"

You: "Yes?"

Baki: "Is it wrong for vegans to eat animal crackers?"

You:.......

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Jack:

You: Fight me!

Jack: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are.

You: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

Jack: You can't even reach my neck.

You: Do you really want to test me now? Because I have a step tool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT.

Yujiro:

*Falling down the stairs when a pair of hands catch you*

You: Thank-

Yujiro: Damn Y/n, didn't think you'd fall so hard for me.

You: -_-

Doyle:

*Cuddling with you, suddenly sits up startling you.*

Doyle: I'M BORED!

You: *Falls off the bed startled by his yelling*

You: OWWWW!

Doyle: Thanks!

You: *Confused* for what?

Doyle: Entertaining me!

You: Listen here you little shit-

Sikorsky:

Sikorsky: What is the one thing I told you not to do.

You: Burn the house down.

Sikorsky: And what did you do?

You: Made you dinner.

Sikorsky: ...........

You: ............

Sikorsky: ............

You: And burnt the house down.

Katsumi:

You: Bite me, asshole

Katsumi: *Shrugs* Okay

You: Wait what?!

Katsumi: *Leans in and bites your neck*

You: Uh...*Grips the back of his shirt*

Katsumi: *Stops and pulls back*

You: *Bright red* Who said you could stop biting me, asshole.

Katsumi: *Smirks* As you wish.

You: Stop quoting princess bride!

Hanayama

You: Who the fuck-

Hanayama: LANGUAGE.

You: Oh sorry I meant WHOM the fuck-

Hanayama: *Shakes his head and sighs deeply.*

Retsu:

You: *Has self depreciating thoughts*

Retsu: *Running towards you at high speeds yelling* Y/NNNNN!

You: *Turns towards him in disbelief*

Retsu: IM HERE TO LET YOU KNOW HOW LOVED AND CHERISHED YOU ARE.

(Katsumi and Doppo off in the distance)

Doppo: What just happened. Retsu ran off-

Katsumi: It happened last week too, Retsu ran off saying something like 'Y/n needs to be told their amazing and important!' Before he ran off again.

Kureha:

You: *Bursts in* I NEED A DOCTOR.

Kureha: What?! What's the matter?!

You: *Stops and smiles* because you stole my heart.

Kureha: *Facepalms*

Pickle:

Pickle: Cute. Small.

You: I AM NOT CUTE I AM NOT SMALL I AM DARK MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS.

Pickle: *Smiles and pats your head* Cute💕