On the octopod . . .
*oil sizzling on the barbeque*
Paani: *sniffs* Mmm, this is definitely the best one of the batch
Periwinkle: I SMELL FOOD!
*the kids rush into the octopod kitchen and nearly crash into Paani*
Pinto: Hi Paani!
Paani: Woahhh slow down there. You could've made me spill hot oil on you!
Koshi: Whatchya doinnn?
Paani: Oh you know, just making some Paani patties for lunch :)
Koshi: Paani patties?
Pinto: What's that?
Paani: The others didn't tell you about my Paani patties? :O
Paani: They're basically patties but even better! They have fruits, berries and seeds!
Paani: But can you guess what the secret to a good Paani patty is?
Periwinkle: butter?
Koshi: flour?
Pinto: CHOCOLATE?!
Paani: There is butter and flour already in it and chocolate spread on the top is DELISH
Paani: But they're not the SECRET ingredient >:)
Periwinkle: Aw we give up . . . . what is it?
Paani: Do you reaalllllyyy wanna know . . . ?
Kids: YES!
Paani: Okay . . . the secret ingredient isss . . . .
Paani: DRIED BUGS! *waves hands around dramatically* :DDDD
Kids: EWW!
Paani: Wha- Hu- I-
Paani: What do you mean EW??!?!?!?!?!
Pinto: You're CRAZY bro XD
Paani: The only crazy ones here are YOU GUYS!
Paani: Hahah I mean kids nowadays . . . . . Don't know good food when they see it XDD
Koshi: I never said I hated it. I'll have to try some to make my own opinion.
Paani: I have some left over fried grasshoppers if you'd like?
Pinto: YES! 1000% YES!
Periwinkle: I'm allergic to grasshopper
Koshi: . . .
Koshi: I'm sorry- How do you know this?
Koshi: Were you walking around going "OH A GRASSHOPPER! LET'S EAT IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!"??
Periwinkle: . . . .
Periwinkle: T-that information's classified-
Paani: that's okay
Paani: What about some dried ants instead?
Pinto: YES YES YES!
Koshi: I'm not so sureee
Pinto: What's wrong? CHICKEN?
Koshi: I'm not CHICKEN! I'm just saying it's not smart to let some weirdo offer you fried ants!
Paani: wah- I-I'm not a weirdo-
Pinto: . . .
Pinto: Touché
Pinto: STILL WANT ANTS THO
Paani: Mkayyy *opens lid of bottle* Alright here you go
*they each take an ant and eats it*
Pinto: I like it. It tastes crunchy . . . like roasted seaweed!
Perwinkle: It tastes . . . .g-great? 🤢
Koshi: My opinion has been made. It's bad. Tastes like feet.
Paani: Okay, okay, mixed opinions. I like that.
Paani: The other octonauts are in for a real treat because I put an extra teaspoon of ants in those patties 😎👌
Pinto: WAIT.
Pinto: HOLD THE PHONE.
Pinto: PAANI, DO YOU HAVE FRIED SCORPIONS!?
Paani: O-kay little man, I like the way you think >:) *pulls out jar of scorpions*
Koshi: *facepalms*
*leaving rooms*
Koshi: Just so you know, I'M SKIPPING LUNCH!!!
Koshi: and you're ALL A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS!
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FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
