There's only 5 days until Christmas :0 Anyone doing anything special this year? Hope you stick around to see what the octonauts are doing! Part two will come out soon :D Enjoy!!!
In the HQ
Kwazii: I'm telling you! It's the 21st!
Tweak: And like I told you . . .it's the 20th!
Kwazii: Is not!
Tweak: Is too!
Kwazii: IS NOT!
Tweak: IS TOO!
Kwazii: I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH A CHRISTMAS CRACKER
Tweak: I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH SANTA'S SLEIGH
Tweak: YOU'RE just making up an excuse to eat tomorrow's chocolate!
Dashi: Yes BUT, in his defence, you did eat December 6, Tweak.
Tweak: *offended gasp* How could you SAY such a thing! I would never do that!
Paani: *walks into the HQ while stirring a warm mug of hot chocolate with a candy cane*
Paani: Pardon me for interrupting . . . but how does one 'eat December 6'??
Kwazii: Ooh yes! Paani's here! He can settle our little dispute!
Tweak: He means our HUGE dispute.
Kwazii: Mm, nah it's just little.
Tweak: *glares at Kwazii*
Paani: Okay lay it on me. *takes a sip of his hot chocolate*
Dashi: Last month, Shellington bought a Christmas calendar for everyone to share. It's basically a calendar that has tiny little flaps on it and inside each flap is a chocolate and-
Paani: *leans towards the calender and pulls out a chocolate*
Paani: *mouth full of chocolate* It's okay, I sorted it out, I ate December 21.
Kwazii and Tweak: PAANI!!
Paani: SORRY!!! YOU HAD ME AT CHOCOLATE! YOU KNOW I HAVE POOR SELF RESTRAINT!
*The Captain walks into the HQ while humming a Christmas tune*
Barnacles: Evening Octonauts!
Everyone: . . . .
Kwazii: What in my nine piratey lives is that.
Barnacles: Oh this old thing? It's my Christmas Sweater! What do you think? *puts his paws on his hips*
*christmas lights on the sweater blink annoyingly*
Kwazii: I think I'm blind
Dashi: It's . . . it's very Christmasy sir-
Tweak: Yeah TOO Christmasy. There's like a whole WEEK before Christmas, Cap. Don't ya wanna wait until then to wear it?
Barnacles: Oh Tweak, everyone knows you can't be TOO Christmasy in December!
Tweak: . . . .
Kwazii: Debatable.
Paani: I like it! I've never celebrated Christmas before so it's fun having all this joy in the air :D
*Inkling enters the HQ*
Inkling: You've NEVER celebrated Christmas before?!
*Peso and Shellington enter*
Peso and Shellington: He's NEVER celebrated Christmas before?!
Tweak: *facepalms* Oh boy, here we go. . . .
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