✌︎ ♫︎ 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓣𝓸 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 ♫︎ ✌︎

《𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓣𝓸 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 - Part Two》

*DogDay opens the doors*

Receptionist: Hello!

DogDay: hey..*puts his hands on the counter table* do you know..where the drinks are?

Receptionist: they are on your left..

DogDay: aheh..I'm gonna need you to clarify that

Because I forgot how to tell the difference between left and right..

Receptionist: Then I can't help you.

DogDay: ALL IM ASKING IS WHERE THE SLUSHIES ARE.

Receptionist: THEY ARE ON YOUR FUCKING LEFT.

DogDay: WHAT IS LEFT?

Receptionist: MAKE TWO L'S

DogDay: I am NOT A DOUBLE LOSER.

Receptionist: THAT'S NOT WHAT IM SAYING.

DogDay: THEN WHAT?

Receptionist: Look man, I CAN'T HELP YOU.

DogDay: YOU'RE USELESS.

*DogDay tries to locate the slushies*

DogDay: Finally..

*grabs a green apple slush and a hotdog*

DogDay: Here. *tosses 10 dollars to her*

Receptionist: *sighs and checks him out* have a good one.

DogDay: See ya. *walks out*

*he gets back in the car*

DogDay: Is it filled up yet?

Bubba: Yep! *unconnects the pump, closes the little door, and gets back in the car*

Taryn: OH SO YOU GET YOURSELF FOOD BUT NOT ME?

Bubba and DogDay: YOU GOT FOOD IN FRONT OF YOU.

Bubba: HE'S LITERALLY A CHICKEN

DogDay: YEAH. GO AHEAD AND SERVE HIM TO THE BUTCHER. AND YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME MEAT.

*bubba turns on the car*

DogDay: maybe the radio is normal again..*turns it on*

"Here come the men in black..

Galaxy defenders.."

DogDay: Now this is real music..

Bubba: ain't none of that dick sucking music..

*they start moving again*

Kickin: Hey..uh..I gotta go potty..

Bubba: BRO-

DogDay: DUDE YOU COULD'VE LEFT 4 MINUTES AGO..

Kickin: BLAME MY BODILY FUNCTIONS.

DogDay: I THINK I MIGHT.

Bubba: AND THAT SMELL TOO.

DogDay: EXACTLY.

Bubba: YOU BETTER NOT PISS IN MY CAR, I NEED FRESH AIR FOR MY BMW.

Kickin: what's a bmw?

DogDay: Big Mexican Woman.

Taryn: I'm not mexican..

DogDay: Then what are you?

Taryn: American.

DogDay: ..

Bubba: That's fine.

Bubba: I mean you're kind of close to a bmw..

DogDay: she's not spanish tho-

Kickin: She's perfect either way, bro.

DogDay: No she ain't, because look what she doing now.

*Taryn starts stuffing straws in her nose*

Kickin: ..

Bubba: ..

DogDay: ..

Kickin: I regret getting together with you.

Taryn: BAE..

Kickin: NUH UH, I AIN'T YOUR BAE ANYMORE.

Bubba: Might as well kick her off the streets..

DogDay: we can't do that.

Bubba: why not?

DogDay: Because it seems kinda wrong..

Bubba: the girl got a phone.

DogDay: what if she don't tho?

Bubba: NOT MY PROBLEM-

Kickin: JUST KICK THE GODDAMN FUCKING SHITHEAD OUT!

DogDay: WELL OKAY MR. SWEARER.

Bubba: YOU AIN'T EVEM DEFENDING YOUR GIRL.

DogDay: EXACTLY.

Kickin: I GOT 45 OTHERS. PLUS THIS GIRL SKINNY TO THE BONE.

LITERALLY LAST NIGHT WHEN I TRIED HAVING S3X WITH HER, BEFORE I PUSHED IT IN, SHE SAID:

"Ow!"

Bubba: 😃

DogDay: We didn't need to know that, but okay..

*the boys then push taryn off the road*

Kickin: BY THE WAY, IM UNFOLLOWING YOU ON YOUR ONLYFANS.

Taryn: NOOOOOOO!