CatNap: Sir..
Prototype: Hm?
Prototype: I own you, right?
CatNap: yeah..
Prototype: so what's the problem?
CatNap: It's just that..uhmm...how do I put this-
Prototype: put what?
CatNap: I actually don't really love you.
*the prototype rises from his bed, and looks at CatNap, with a pissed expression*
Prototype: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
CatNap: I SAID THAT I LOVE YOU..
*he gets on his knees*
Prototype: YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
*he pulls CatNap on top of him*
Prototype: Don't you ever disrespect me again. Understood?
CatNap: Y-yes..sir..
*the prototype leans in and kisses him passionately*
~Meanwhile~
DogDay: *eats a chicken wing* I never knew this tasted good..
Bubba: Facts..*he eats a chicken leg*
Kickin: So is this better than eating me? *he sits by them*
DogDay: Yeah..where did you get this stuff?
Kickin: From a drug dealer.
DogDay and Bubba: ...
DogDay: a what now?
Kickin: kidding..I got it from KFC.
DogDay: do you even know what that means?
Kickin: Nope! But if I had to guess, it would be Kickin's Freaky Chicks.
DogDay: and what would you think this food is?
Kickin: ..
Kickin: idk..a chick's thigh?
Bubba: this is why you're lonely.
Kickin: IM NOT LONELY-
DogDay: DO YOU SEE YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT?
Kickin: I DON'T USE INSTAGRAM-
DogDay: THEN WHAT DO YOU USE?
Kickin: TIKTOK.
DogDay: ..
Bubba: No wonder why all you got is thick women..
Kickin: WHAT?! MEN LIKE ME LOVE US SOME THICK BADDIES..
Bubba: WELL WE AIN'T LIKE YOU.
DogDay: EXACTLY. YOU SEXIST AS HELL DUDE.
Kickin: IT'S NATURE.
DogDay: HOW IS PICKING THICK WOMEN NATURE?
Bubba: FOR REAL.
Kickin: Man..I don't know...
DogDay: and that's the reason why you don't got a job.
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionSo yes, this is a CatNap x DogDay story. And maybe other ships.. ---> Inspired by Will Smith - Miami🌴 DISCLAIMER: THESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT KIDS. THEY ARE IN THEIR 20s.