《𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓣𝓸 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 - Part Six》

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CatNap: Sir..

Prototype: Hm?

Prototype: I own you, right?

CatNap: yeah..

Prototype: so what's the problem?

CatNap: It's just that..uhmm...how do I put this-

Prototype: put what?

CatNap: I actually don't really love you.

*the prototype rises from his bed, and looks at CatNap, with a pissed expression*

Prototype: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

CatNap: I SAID THAT I LOVE YOU..

*he gets on his knees*

Prototype: YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

*he pulls CatNap on top of him*

Prototype: Don't you ever disrespect me again. Understood?

CatNap: Y-yes..sir..

*the prototype leans in and kisses him passionately*

~Meanwhile~

DogDay: *eats a chicken wing* I never knew this tasted good..

Bubba: Facts..*he eats a chicken leg*

Kickin: So is this better than eating me? *he sits by them*

DogDay: Yeah..where did you get this stuff?

Kickin: From a drug dealer.

DogDay and Bubba: ...

DogDay: a what now?

Kickin: kidding..I got it from KFC.

DogDay: do you even know what that means?

Kickin: Nope! But if I had to guess, it would be Kickin's Freaky Chicks.

DogDay: and what would you think this food is?

Kickin: ..

Kickin: idk..a chick's thigh?

Bubba: this is why you're lonely.

Kickin: IM NOT LONELY-

DogDay: DO YOU SEE YOUR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT?

Kickin: I DON'T USE INSTAGRAM-

DogDay: THEN WHAT DO YOU USE?

Kickin: TIKTOK.

DogDay: ..

Bubba: No wonder why all you got is thick women..

Kickin: WHAT?! MEN LIKE ME LOVE US SOME THICK BADDIES..

Bubba: WELL WE AIN'T LIKE YOU.

DogDay: EXACTLY. YOU SEXIST AS HELL DUDE.

Kickin: IT'S NATURE.

DogDay: HOW IS PICKING THICK WOMEN NATURE?

Bubba: FOR REAL.

Kickin: Man..I don't know...

DogDay: and that's the reason why you don't got a job.

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