✌︎ ♫︎ 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓣𝓸 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 ♫︎ ✌︎

《 Welcome to Miami》Part Nine

THAT'S RIGHT YALL

TO ALL MY CHRISTMAS IN JULY FOLKS

IT IS TIME TO PREPARE

THE HOLLIEST JOLLIEST

AND HOT TIME OF YEAR

MAKE SURE SANTA AIN'T WEARING NO SUIT

BUT WEARING SWIM TRUNKS AND HOLDING A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAIGN

HAVE A MERRY HOTMAS ☀️🎄
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Bubba and Kickin: *look at each other*

Kickin: No.

DogDay: Okay yall just useless.

Kickin: We ain't useless, we just confused-

Bubba: Exactly. Why would you wanna save a stranger?

DogDay: because..uhh

Err..

I..don't know.

Kickin: EXACTLY.

DogDay: WELL WE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO!

Kickin: WE COULD GO TO DIDNEYWORLD..

DogDay: Kickin. We are literally animals in our 20s.

WE CAN'T HAVE FUN!

Kickin: YES WE CAN!

WE CAN EVEN PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999 AGAIN.

Bubba: THAT YEAR PASSED!

WHAT'S THE POINT OF CELEBRATING IT NOW..

Kickin: WE CAN CELEBRATE FOR ALL THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD!

Bubba: BUT THAT'S NOT MATHEMATICALLY POSSIB-

DogDay: no wait..he makes a point..

DogDay: But still, we're finding that purple cat dink dink toy..

Bubba: ..

Kickin: I don't think that's a species..

Bubba: *sigh*

Bubba: This is why you're single and stupid.

Kickin: I'M NOT

Bubba: KEEP SAYING THAT TO YOURSELF, BUD.

DogDay: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP FOR ONCE?!

*they are silent*

DogDay: Finally..

*he notices a moon shaped necklace*

Huh. That's funny..

Kickin: He might've escaped before the fire started..

Bubba: Where's your proof

Kickin: Well, by the sqaure root of gyat, divided by rizz, that should equal approximately 5.92 miles per hour rounded to the nearest tenth..

*the moon connects to DogDay's sun*

Kickin: ..

DogDay: Huh. That's new..

Kickin: What? You never got your first click before?

DogDay: *blushes in embarrassment* No..

Bubba: I remember the first time I got clicked..

It was with Picky..

Oh..she was smokin back in high school..

Kickin: DUDE WE DON'T CARE.

DogDay: Picky always loved to roll in shit and uses it as dipping sauce..

How in the fuck do you have a connection with this woman?

Kickin: Exactly. And from her blog, it seemed that she "porked" another pig..

Bubba: ..

Bubba: What..?

Kickin: Okay..ahem..ley me put this in words you can understand

SHE CHEATED ON YOU

Bubba: NO. NO SHE DIDNT..*tears up*

I KNOW MY BAE WOULDN'T DO THIS..

Kickin: OH LOOK! THERE'S A PORN VIDEO.

DO YOU WANT TO WATCH HER HAVE SEX WITH A BONELESS PIG?

Bubba: ..

Bubba: Yeah no..

Kickin: Exactly.

*there's a trail of bits and pieces of trash*

Bubba: What inconsiderate people!

DogDay: Wait..this might be a path..

Bubba: FUCKING TRASH IS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN..

DogDay: this area got no trash on it..but this does..

Plus, it's a linear path.

Kickin: I'd say we try it out

Bubba: Fine. But don't complain to me about your souls being consumed

DogDay: You know..you're good with explaining things, but you're bad with uhm..whatever that was..

Bubba: sarcasm.

DogDay: Whatever you say.

*they follow the trail*