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《𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓣𝓸 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 - Part Three》

DogDay: ..

Bubba: Well that happened..

DogDay: Hope the police don't catch us..

Kickin: JUST DRIVE.

DogDay: HEY. WE CAN KICK YOU OUT TOO.

Bubba: YEAH. JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

Kickin: Fine..jeez..*lays down*

|6:38 PM|

*everyone is asleep in the car, all except for Bubba*

Bubba: *starts playing some jazz music*

Bubba: *relaxes in his seat and continues driving*

*the sun starts to set in Flordia, the dark starting to slowly unfold*

*after a while, they make it to Miami, and drive to a hotel*

Bubba: *whispers* DogDay.

DogDay: *snores*

Bubba: DogDay, we're he-

*DogDay lays his head on Bubba's chest*

Bubba: ..

Bubba's POV: FUCK. HOLY FUCK HE'S LAYING ON MY CHEST..

MAYBE IF I..

*tries to take him off*

*DogDay comes back and wraps his arms around Bubba tighter*

Bubba's POV: ..

I guess this is my life now..

*picks up DogDay and wakes up Kickin*

Kickin: mmmmm..no..I don't wanna have sex with you..

Bubba: Nobody is gonna have sex with you, Kickin. Now get the fuck up.

Kickin: *slowly wakes up* Where are we?

Bubba: At a hotel.

Kickin: WILL THERE BE HOT MAMAS THERE?

Bubba: IS YOUR LIFE ALL ABOUT WOMEN?

Kickin: YES.

Bubba: ..

Bubba: Remind me to never invite you on any trips ever again..

Kickin: Okay fine..my life isn't all about women..

It's about love and lust.

Bubba: ..

Bubba: just get out the car.

*kickin gets out*

*Bubba locks the car and walks into the hotel*

Receptionist: Hello! How may I help you?

Bubba: Yeah uh..we need a party of three..

Receptionist: okay! Just give me your credit card first.

*the receptionist swipes the card on the scanner*

*she hands it back to bubba, along with the key to their room*

Receptionist: Your room is on the 6th floor. Yall will have a room servant up there..so please treat him with respect.

Bubba: Is he gonna be with us..24/7?

Receptionist: yep!

Bubba's POV: Great..

Bubba: Well, thank you miss..

Receptionist: Anytime!

*Bubba and Kickin grab their luggage, along with DogDay's*

*they start walking to the elevator*

Kickin: I hope the servant is a girl..

Bubba: She literally said it was a boy.

Kickin: Well..she might be lying..

Bubba: Whatever you say, dude.

Kickin: If it's a girl..I would probably make love to her endlessly..~

Bubba: And i'll probably want to get a restraining order on your yellow ass..

Kickin: Okay, fine. I won't make love to her.

Bubba: Good. Because this trip isn't all about women. *presses the 6th floor button* it's about us guys hanging out and having a great time.

*they walk in*

Kickin: True..

DogDay: *whines*

Kickin: What the-

Bubba: shh...

Kickin: *whispers* the fuck was that?

Bubba: It's just what dogs do when they're asleep.

Kickin: THEY WHINE LIKE THEY'RE GETTING BANGED?

Bubba: KICKIN YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND.

DogDay: mmm..*slowly starts to wake up*

Bubba: DogDay..everything's fine..*holds him close* just go back to sleep, okay?

DogDay: Okay...*buries his face in Bubba's neck*

Kickin: I'm truly disturbed.

*the elevator starts moving up*

Kickin: Yall gay or something?

Bubba: I'm not..I'm with Picky.

Kickin: from what I'm seeing, it seems like you're cheating on her with DogDay.

Bubba: I AM NOT.

Kickin: WOAH. No need to raise your voice..

Bubba: *clears his throat* sorry..

Kickin: Yeah. You better be.

*the elevator door opens and they step out, with their luggage*

*they walk to their room and unlock the door*

*Bubba opens it*

???: OH SH- *falls on the floor*

Bubba: You good?

???: Don't look at me..*covers his face with a frying pan*

Bubba: ..

Bubba: Okay then...

*they walk in and close the door*

Bubba: is this a penthouse?

Kickin: Seems like it..

Bubba: Why did she give us this?

Kickin: Probably because she thinks I'm sexy~

Bubba: Oh please. No one would think a chick like you is sexy.

Bubba: especially the ones who got a dick that is the size of a walnut.

Kickin: NO..IT'S THE SIZE OF A HUGE SAUSAGE.

Bubba: Remember when we showered together at boot camp?

Kickin: ugh..*covers his face in embarrassment* don't remind me..

Bubba: Yep. Everyone saw your tiny dick :>

Kickin: DIDN'T I JUST SAY NOT TO REMIND M-

Bubba: SHH!

DogDay: mmmmh..

???: *peeks out from the pan*

DogDay: *snores*

???: so cute..