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《𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓣𝓸 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 - Part Five》

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CatNap: w-what?

Prototype: You heard me.

CatNap: I'm not in love with no dog..im in love with you, sir..

Prototype: Oh really? Then why did I see you cuddling next to him?

CatNap: I was just trying to comfort him...you know..

They been driving for like a while..

Prototype: Okay, i'll give you that.

But..

I saw you make a heart on his food..

That wasn't just "trying to comfort him."

CatNap: So what? I just wanted to show him some appreciation..

*the prototype slams his fist on his desk*

Prototype: ADMIT IT, CAT.

CatNap: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM, SIR.

Prototype: DO I HAVE TO GET THE TASER THIS TIME?

CatNap: N-No..

Prototype: Then I better not see you flirting with any guests..

Especially that dog..

Do I make myself clear?

CatNap: Yes..sir..

Prototype: Good. In the meantime, I will send you to a different hotel room to manage.

CatNap: and..what is that room?

Prototype: 792.

CatNap: isn't that like on the..9th floor?

Prototype: It is, indeed. You got a problem with that?

CatNap: Well..yes..

Because remember Sam?

~FlashBack~

Sam: *walks in the room*

Sam: Alright, ladies! This is your room tonight!

Patricia: *holds Tabitha close* let's have sex everywhere, baby!~

Tabitha: You know me so well~

Sam: Ima just leave and give yall privac-

Tabitha and Patrica: NO!

Tabitha: You're gonna be our dick toy~

Sam: YOUR WHAT-

NO

NO I NEVER AGREED TO THIS..

Tabitha: THE RECEPTIONIST SAID WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT WITH YOU~

Sam: YEAH. EVERYTHING BUT SEX..

Patrica: WHERE SHOULD WE START FIRST?

Tabitha: The bedroom~

Sam: HELP! HELP ME-

~End of FlashBack~

CatNap: Legend says that those women are still up there..

Prototype: So?

CatNap: DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO WHAT I SAID?

THOSE WOMEN WILL RAPE ANYBODY WHO ENTERS THAT ROOM.

Prototype: Isn't that what you want?

CatNap: SIR. IM GAY. I DON'T DATE FEMALES.

PLUS IM WITH YOU..

Prototype: Oh right..

Linus: Sir, there is a room request on 694 on the 6th floor.

Prototype: Isn't there any free servants?

Linus: Unfortunately, no. They are busy..

Prototype: *sighs*

CatNap: I can do it!

Prototype: No. You're going to stay in this room, till I get back.

CatNap: *pouts* Meanie.

Prototype: *stands up and looks at CatNap* WHAT WAS THAT?

CatNap: N-nothing..

Prototype: That's what I thought.

*he gets up, and Linus shows him the way*

~6th floor~

DogDay: GET IN THE POT.

Kickin: NO! NO THIS IS WRONG!

Bubba: YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT, RIGHT?

Kickin: I THOUGHT WE WAS GONNA GO TO PIZZA HUT..

Bubba: NO. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, THANKS TO YOUR SPENDING ASS.

Kickin: WELL SORRY..I TRIED TO GET ALL OF THOSE BAES AT THE STRIP CLUB..

DogDay: THIS IS WHY YOU DESERVE TO DIE.

*the prototype opens the door, and sees the three*

Prototype: The hell is going on-

DogDay: Why don't you sit down? We're about to make fried chicken!

Bubba: RIGHT KICKIN?

Kickin: Uhh..*looks at the prototype*

*the prototype looks back at him*

Kickin: I don't know..he looks like he smokes weed..

Prototype: WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT ME?!

Linus: I believe it was..ahem..."I want him to eat me!"

Kickin: THATS NOT WHAT I SA-

*DogDay shuts him up*

Kickin: MMMM! MMMMMMMM-

*Bubba turns on the heat

DogDay: BYE BYE BIRDIE!

~Manager's Office~

CatNap: That's just the man..I am..

Sexy and freaky..can't den-

*the prototype returns, with a traumatized face*

CatNap: Sir..*runs up to him* what happened?

Prototype: They do unspeakable things in that room..

CatNap: Do you wanna lie down?

Prototype: Yes..

*CatNap and the Prototype walk to the bedroom*

*the prototype lies down*

CatNap: *smiles and pulls the covers up* you want anything else, sir?

Prototype: *looks CatNap up and down, and sits up* In fact..I do..

CatNap: and what's thaAAA-

Prototype: You.