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"So our goal is fuck many girls and make it pro." Adam.
"I second that." Alex said.
My parents gave me an apartment in California and they said I can have roommates so I chose the best people I can find Alex and Adam. Thing one and Thing two or dumb and dumber.
"We are going to be late for orientation I'm trying to get free stuff." Alex Said
"You know orientation runs all week you know that right." Adam said.
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Orientation week went by smoothly. Delilah and I got to meet so many new people. Some kids are in our class. So we won't be alone.
We got back to our apartment.
"I'm going to bed." I said,
"Hey you wanna go to a party tomorrow with me." Delilah said.
"Yeah sure."
"Okay."
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I got dressed into something simple and cute.
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"When we enter this party and i here one guy say "you freaky ma." I'm going home." I said
We all into the house party people are getting lit I guess.
