P1HARMONY CHATROOM

12. unlikely friendship

soul's cult

2 members active!

potato
who else is online ? :)

jongseob
ME :)

potato
oh

potato is offline

jongseob
WHAT do you have against me

intak is online

intak
YALL GATHERED WITHOUT ME IM

intak
oh lmfao jongseob you lonely sucker

jongseob
...

intak
we're lonely suckers together 🙃

jongseob
okay then

intak
no but fr why is soul out to get you

jongseob
idk either

intak
i have such a sad life to be honest 😔

jongseob
tell me about it.

intak
thanks for listening!!

jongseob
thats not what i meant but sure

intak
lets pm bc nobody likes us !

intak's acc

i like elks.

online!

intakoyaki
oh you changed your username cool

i like elks.
yeah

intakoyaki
so the guy i like likes another guy who likes another a guy who likes a lotta guys which probably includes both of them but not me bc i'm a side character as usual

i like elks.
oh wow your life really is sad

i like elks.
not me not liking anyone but still wanting a boyfriend like how??? am i gonna get one if i'm too good for everyone

intakoyaki
okay but the thing is

intakoyaki
there's some

intakoyaki
MINOR complications

i like elks.
i'm listening

intakoyaki
the guy who the guy i like likes is my backup guy and the guy who the guy who the guy i like likes likes is my other backup guy

i like elks.
still listening, totally not having a stroke right now

intakoyaki
OKAY OKAY

intakoyaki
the guy i like will be A, the guy who A likes will be B and the guy who B likes will be C.

i like elks.
cool okay

intakoyaki
yeah so B is my backup boyfriend and C is my backup backup boyfriend but none of them like me bc i'm D, the lonely dude

i like elks.
i mean at least you have d right? i bet the other guys don't. they don't deserve you

intakoyaki
that's very nice of you to say but that's not what i meant

i like elks.
who cares, you have dick and so do i we make a fair pair

intakoyaki
but the other guys do too???

i like elks.
sometimes i wonder if it was a mistake for me to make friends with you.

intakoyaki
probably, but its okay i made the same mistake as you when i made friends with you so we're even!

i like elks.
true

i like elks.
you know i think the others just think of us as the guys who ship everyone else and spill tea and don't really experience tea themselves

intakoyaki
HA

i like elks.
at least we're friends amirite

intakoyaki
ah just imagine how they'd react if they knew we talked this much

i like elks.
yeah we're dudes with the d, who needs a boyfriend if you have d?? 🙄

intakoyaki
ok but i still want a boyfriend

i like elks.
amateur.