79. baby boy

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jongseob
hey

theo
hi

intak
MY TWO BESTIESDD

theo
you did not

jongseob
NOT U BESTIE ZONING UR OWN BF I COULD NEVER

intak
anyways

intak
i wonder what the rest are up to

jongseob
living their lives..?

theo
keeho and jiung are definitely on a date

intak
cute

intak
let's go on a date

jongseob
ew right in front of my salad

theo
no i'm busy

intak
you're online wdym busy

theo
i'm just busy okay?

jiung is online

jiung
your dad

jongseob
it's your mom jiung

jiung
what about my mom

jongseob
huh

jiung
huh

intak
hey where's keeho if you're here

jiung
toilet

jongseob
stop making trashy jokes

jiung
THESE ARENT JOKES JONGSEOB IM COMMUNICATING

jongseob
sorry i don't understand the language of your species

jiung
i hate you

intak
not this again plsplspls not the father son roleplay

jongseob
never again

theo is offline

jiung
you're the one who started it you fucker

jongseob
i'm not the fucker you are

intak
technically neither of you are, jongseob is a minor and jiung is a bottom

jongseob
so he's not a fucker, he's a fucked

jiung
what...

intak
oh my god i am going to change his contact name to "fucked"

jongseob
SINCE WHEN DID YOU EXCHANGE NUMBERS

jiung
no one was supposed to know, INTAK

intak
well i'm sorry that you want to be all secretive, JIUNG

jongseob
ok calm down

jongseob
what's his original contact name

intak
"keeho's babyboy"

jongseob
HAHSHXJSK

jiung
oh my god really?? you're "theo's babyboy" in my contact list

jongseob
HSDKKEKD NOOOO

intak
...

intak
that's it you're leaving

jiung
alright theo's babyboy

jongseob
JUST STOPSKDJ

intak
IM PURE LEAVE ME ALONE

jiung
okay virgin boy

jongseob
U HAVE NO CHILL REALLY SJFJDJK

intak
yeah wtf chill jiung get some rest

jiung
not what u said last night

jongseob
IM LEAVING FOR REALJFKEKD

intak
[REST]

jiung
I KNEW IT YOURE A FANSITE

intak
IM NOT A FANSITE YOU ARE

jongseob
imf ucking crying

jiung
intak is a fansite he follows theo around and makes moaning noises to lure him to his hiding spot and then he snaps candid photos and posts them on twitter and gets followers

keeho is online

keeho
me expelling all that hot sauce from this afternoon is no excuse for this shit

jiung
tmi

jongseob
BIG TMI!!!!!

intak
jiung is a fansite who stands in the public toilet in the cubicle next to where keeho is expelling all that hot sauce and listens to the glorious noises and he posts the audios on twitter and gets followers

jongseob
i'm DYING

xx

hi does anyone stan wei and how would y'all like for me to be one of those fans who make incorrect quote books 😛 anyways go check it out ig couldn't be bothered to make a cover so don't bully me for it

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