P1HARMONY CHATROOM

100. meetup

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intak
SURPRISE!!!!!!!

theo
this has got to be the worst birthday present ever

keeho
PLEASEEE ARE WE REALLY THAT BAD

potato
why are you fuckers so loud

jongseob
keeho rich

keeho
keeho unemployed and using college funds to pay bills

potato
what do you even do with your life

keeho
nothing which is exactly why this chatroom exists

jiung
STOP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONES OR I WILL SWITCH OFF THE WIFI

jongseob
this aint even ur house

keeho
i mean it might as well be considering how much time he spends here

jongseob
how does he know where the wifi is do yall even doing anything besides fuck

jiung
EXCUSE ME

jiung
WE ARENT HORNY TEENAGERS WE ARE ADULTS WITH SELF RESTRAINT

keeho
and obviously one of us lacks the time to do that shit because of the stupid education system

jiung
GET OFF YOUR PHONES

potato
no

jiung
ok

potato
wait really? the sheer power of

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"JIUNG YOU SON OF A BITCH!" shota yells, storming into the backroom where keeho's wifi is situated while waving his phone dramatically in the air.

the door slams shut, and the sound of his screaming is muffled by the soundproof walls. "wow." jongseob says. "keeho rich."

it's only been two minutes and twenty nine seconds since the five boys set foot into keeho's precious apartment, and the living room is already a mess. before keeho left the house, he made sure there was nothing breakable or alcoholic in plain sight, but to his evident horror, the boys still managed to overcome those precautions.

"leave the cushions alone, what did they ever do to you?" keeho pleads, snatching said cushions away from intak's hands. "i just wanted to have a pillow fight, what's the big deal?" the younger folds his arms with a pout.

"where's the fucking alcohol?" theo whines, stomping around like a five year old child who was denied ice cream. "didn't you have some in here?" he points into a cupboard that he opened.

"you drank everything the last time you came here." keeho explains patiently - though he is totally freaking out inside.

jongseob merely stands surveying the damage intak has inflicted onto the couch. "you know what, i don't get why you were excited to see these bitches again. if i were you i'd never have let them come over...ever." he says dryly.

"we're the loves of his life, and you and soul aren't that chaotic." intak points out. thankfully, theo doesn't notice in his fervent search for the non existent alcohol that had already passed through his gastrointestinal tract into his bloodstream.

he casually sneaks towards the backroom, hoping that keeho would have hidden some soju in there. the door creaks open-

"-ENTITLED SPOILT ONLY CHILD-"

"i have a sister, soul."

"-THINKS THAT HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS JUST BECAUSE HE HAS UNLIMITED DATA-"

"i pay for my own data, soul."

"-HAVE TO SHARE MY DATA WITH THREE OTHER HUMANS-"

"do y'all have alcohol in here?" theo asks, inching in. "i just wanted to-"

there is a resounding screech, followed by a shout of surprise that make the three boys wince, clutching their ears.

"EVERYONE!" keeho's voice booms. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE."

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theo
the fuck this is actually way better

potato
keeho owns a megaphone

keeho
i also question that but it worked didnt it

jongseob
why is jiung such a mom

intak
because he gets fucked by keeho?

jongseob
is now the time to tell him 😐

keeho
youll pay for all our food if you even breathe a word

jongseob
🤐

potato
why am i dating him

intak
exactly why would you date...THAT

keeho
stop eating the bread its just an appetiser

intak
i like bread

jongseob
bread -> crust -> crusty ass -> theo

jiung
THATS IT

jiung
phones stacked in the middle of the table and whoever picks theirs up first pays the fucking bill

xx

bruh i'm crying i've been HELLA DEAD IM SO SORRY 😭 with school reopening and whatnot it's been a little tough getting back in my stride so it took me like ten days to get this shit written

also if you've been commenting i'm so sorry i haven't been replying :( there's way too many notifs for me to check all of them but i love and appreciate ALL OF YOU SO MUCH

also happy 100th chapter