potato wondering why i hate what you look like? no bitch you're not ugly you're actually really cute. it's just that you look hella lot like this one guy i used to know. not him breaking my heart when i was just twelve years old....but anyway we're not here to talk about my emo backstory. or are we? ok whatever. this motherfucker is like, a family friend or whatever. let's just call him kei. so this kei guy you see i had this crush on him since i was like. not sure...i think like six. yeah he was my first crush or whatever. i'm gonna be honest when i say he's hot because he looks just like you, how could he not be hot. anyway so i confessed to him when i was twelve and he was fourteen and guess what.... he called me a loser and used gay slurs towards me (ooh but guess what! mans has a boyfriend now what a fucking hypocrite. anyway his boyfriend is kind of hot too. not that i stalk kei's instagram or anything. (follow @/yamxgucci though bc your eyes will be blessed.) oh no did i just reveal kei's boyfriend's instagram. oh dear! now you can find who kei is! anyway so yeah...that's the story of how i got my heart broken at twelve. that's why the moment i saw you i decided that i didn't like you and you're a hoe and doesn't deserve rights just bc you look like kei. but then i started falling for you over text! like what a dumbass i am!
jongseob ...
potato i'll tell you something else too. know why i have soul and shota personalities? i thought soul would make kei like me :') so i basically grew a second personality just for the guy i liked and it's not like i could just throw it away because he broke my heart. soul is a part of me now and i can't help but show him when i'm trying to get strangers to like me bc let's face it....y'all preferred soul over shota. and by the way, shota is the real me so when i said you brought out the shota in me i was being literal, like. you bring out the real me but also shota has a big crush on you while soul is indifferent i guess, because he was hurt so badly. yuh #troubledteen. in case u haven't noticed i like u too jongseob it just scares me bc if i tell u u might stop liking me and call me a loser or whatever.
jongseob ...
potato what happens now
jongseob BITCH YOU EXPECT ME TO TRANSLATE THAT SHIT BECAUSE THIS FUCKING APP CANT COPY PASTE FYI??!
potato huh
potato oh
jongseob you didn't notice that the whole thing is in japanese, did you
potato i don't speak fluent korean yet
potato is offline
jongseob BITCH
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no
ok fine yes i made the fucker have the same name as my baby tsukki y'all can come @ me now
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